HotGuyAlert Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotGuyAlert – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Items Found:	4889	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to find love in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and show off your building skills in our love-themed challenges. Who knows, you might just find your Steve or Alex in shining diamond armor waiting for you at the end of a redstone trail of roses.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Potions Brewed:	139
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Votes:	9323
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4947	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9188	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	6943

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	1184
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3072	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Farms Harvested:	560	Potions Brewed:	41
Crops Grown:	2678	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1569	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5974
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.