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HotGuyAlert – Minecraft SMP

#clues, attraction signals, attractive guy, blushing, Body language, eye contact, FLIRTING, hints of interest, HotGuyAlert, LAUGHING, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, obvious, playing with hair, romantic interest, signals of interest, signs of liking, smiling, smp, subtle gestures, subtle hints, touching, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to find love in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and show off your building skills in our love-themed challenges. Who knows, you might just find your Steve or Alex in shining diamond armor waiting for you at the end of a redstone trail of roses.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3663	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Emeralds Found:	4119	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	5630

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	772741

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!