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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2642 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
