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DadDemands Minecraft Server

AITAH, apologizing, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, cultural clash, Cultural differences, DadDemands, Dinner, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Hotel, husband, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	6798
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

BTS Hotel Minecraft Server

boy band, bts, bts army, BTS comeback, BTS concert, BTS fan, BTS fan club, BTS fansite, BTS hotel, bts jungkook, BTS members, BTS merchandise, bts music, BTS news, BTS official, BTS rumors, BTS tour, BTS updates, Hotel, K-pop, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of staying in a hotel made by the one and only BTS? Well, look no further because our server has just that! Imagine lounging by the pool with Jungkook or having a dance party in the lobby with RM.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with V and Suga. And rumor has it that Jin is the master chef in our virtual restaurant, serving up delicious virtual meals for all players.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the hottest K-pop group in the world and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

MineCraftMarriageMeltdown

Accountability, aita, Blame, CAR, children, Conflict, driveway, Hotel, Id, Late, military base, MineCraftMarriageMeltdown, missing work, overflow parking lot, photographer, photoshoot, resolution, wallet, Wife, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

Forget about forgetting your ID in your car, on our server you can forget about everything else and just focus on having a blast! Our community is so fun and friendly, you won’t even remember what it’s like to have a real argument with your spouse.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like missing work because of a forgotten ID, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect escape where you can just relax and enjoy some epic gameplay without any real-life consequences.

So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the kind that comes from battling creepers and exploring new worlds!

VacayVandal

ac, aita, bedtime, Blame, Booking, camp site, Caravan, clean bathrooms, family vacation, Frustration, Hotel, hygienic standards, indulgence, Kids, mosquitoes, moving hotels, Preferences, ruined vacation, vacation destination, VacayVandal

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life hotels and campgrounds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of being kicked out of hotels because your kid is too young? Well, on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter their age! Build your own virtual hotel and never worry about age restrictions again.

Join our server and experience the thrill of moving hotels twice a week, just like in real life! But don’t worry, on our server, it’s all part of the fun. Build and design your own hotels, and never worry about fine print again.

Looking for a vacation spot that’s truly unique? Join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities. Build your own campsite, complete with clean bathrooms and AC, and never deal with mosquito bites again.

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate virtual getaway right at your fingertips?

CyanideTeaPartyCraft

#authorities, Bangkok, Crime Scene, Cyanide, CyanideTeaPartyCraft, forensic analysis., foul play, Homicide, Hotel, hotel room, investigation, investigation underway, mysterious deaths, Poisoning, Police, suspicious deaths, teacups, thailand, toxicology, tragic discovery, tragic incident

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of strength and invisibility! unlike those poor souls in bangkok who drank cyanide from teacups, our players are thriving and having a blast in our virtual world.

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage. if you want to escape the real world drama and have a killer time, then this is the server for you.

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for some minecraft madness. who needs teacups when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s craft some memories together!

HotelCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, Charlie, Demon, episodes, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, HotelCraft, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, princess, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Items Found:	3607

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than Hell itself! Join us for a wild ride through the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Picture this: you, as a demon, running your own assassin business with your trusty weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound. It’s like The Office meets Game of Thrones, but in Hell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fics, episodes, and even a cytube channel where you can watch all the chaos unfold. And don’t even get me started on the booru – it’s a treasure trove of demonic delights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Hell and let’s raise some hell together! Just be sure to pack your fireproof armor and bring your sense of humor – things are about to get lit!

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

Assassin, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, cytube, Demon, Discord, episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup, Threads

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	232
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to the most devilishly delightful Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the fiery depths of Hell where you can build your own demon-infested hotel just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel.

But wait, there’s more! You can also start your own assassin business with Blitzo and the gang from Helluva Boss. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

Rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, run a startup in Hell – the possibilities are endless on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from the princess of Hell herself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just make sure to watch out for any hellhounds lurking around your creations. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s coming home!

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

Alastor, assassin business, booru, Bruiser, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Discord, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Hell, hellhound, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, Minecraft, overpopulation, previous threads, princess, receptionist, Rehabilitation, Server, Startup, weapons specialist, youtube channel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

Picture this: you’re in Hell, but instead of eternal damnation, you’re helping demons rehabilitate and find their way to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of The Good Place, but with more explosions and lava pits.

Join Blitzo and his crew as they run an assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so full of quirky characters and hilarious mishaps? It’s like The Office, but with demons and more chaos.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We’ve got demons, angels, and everything in between. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with Lucifer himself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, because things are about to get crazy!

Helluva Hotel Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, Charlie, Demons, episodes, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup, Threads

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Buildings Constructed:	38
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Hell itself! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, run your own assassin business, and even open a hotel in Hell! Who knew the underworld could be so fun and quirky? Plus, our server is so OP, you’ll feel like a princess of Hell yourself. So come on down and check out into Heaven with us! Just don’t let the hellhound receptionist bite… or do, it’s all part of the fun! Join now for a Helluva good time!

CraftyOverseasStay

Affair, Boundaries, CANCELLATION, Cheating, children, CraftyOverseasStay, Divorce, dream, exchange student, FANTASY, friendship, Hotel, husband, immigration, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Overseas, overthinking, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	782

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story!

Imagine meeting your best friend on our server, only to find out she’s a master of stealing boyfriends and causing chaos. But wait, there’s more! Attend a wedding where cheating is encouraged and affair partners are VIP guests. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of hosting a friend from the server in your virtual home, only to discover she’s plotting to steal your Minecraft husband! Will she succeed in her devious plan, or will you kick her out before she can make her move?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and unexpected dreams involving cardiologist husbands and aspiring doctor toddlers. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	200
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ores Mined:	3801	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

6.storymine.ru

VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

amusing election happenings, Bad Bunny decides election, bizarre election outcomes, comical election scenarios, election, election absurdity, election comedy, election humor, entertaining election results, FUNNIEST, Funniest election outcomes, Harris loses Michigan, House decides presidency, humorous election twists, laughable election scenarios, Minecraft, Muslims voting green, outcomes, Pennsylvania goes blue, Political satire, Senate decides vice presidency, Server, tied election, Trump-Walz administration, unexpected election results, VoteCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2690
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3159	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Votes:	1915	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!