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  • MudPackMishapCraft

    MudPackMishapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

    Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

    But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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  • HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

    HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!

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  • LuxHotelAFK

    LuxHotelAFK
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

    Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

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  • ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

    ResortRuckus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

    Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

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