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ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Votes:	6916	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8618
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9745	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Star Shards Collected:	206	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Emeralds Found:	4449
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!