Hotel Room MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mystic Oasis 1.21

mystic, Curiosity, Adventure, vacation, comfort

Bro, forget the hotel room, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got creepers that explode confetti, skeletons that dance the Macarena, and zombies that tell dad jokes.

Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rollercoaster made of rainbow blocks and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

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PoopCraftVacay

downstairs bathroom, INSANE, Human, scents, sliding door

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can poop in peace without anyone judging you! Join us for a luxurious experience where you can take a dump in your own private virtual bathroom without any complaints from your significant other.

Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.

If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!

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CousinClothingCringe

hotel room, dramatic, Hotel, discomfort, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that all players will be fully clothed at all times, no bra and short shorts in sight! Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer a little modesty in their virtual world.

Join us and never worry about awkward hotel room situations with your cousin again! Our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone understands the importance of personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters and hello to a safe and respectful gaming environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the fear of revealing clothing mishaps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AshesAwayVacay

Boundaries, pet loss, Grief, pet urn, Grieving Process

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of grief – even grieving over a dead dog’s ashes! Join us for a unique experience filled with tapping on urns and saying “goodnight” to deceased pets before bedtime.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?

Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!

So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!

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BachBashCraft

refund, defending expenses, original plan, group agreement, additional expenses

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

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Feminine Fury Realms 1.21.3

OF whore, Realms, Kids, 1.21.3, empowerment

Yo, bro, forget about that Annie knight drama, come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists than a pretzel. Join us and build your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, we don’t care about your body count, we just want you to have a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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SplitCraft Resort Cozy Inns

room cost, hotel room, SPLIT, Cozy, SplitCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and friendship! Just like in real life, we believe everyone should pay their way – even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating room payments with your friends! Will you stand up for yourself like our player who demanded $200 from their friend’s friend for a $2000 room? Or will you be the generous one who offers to split the bill three ways for the sake of harmony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual destination weddings and all-inclusive resorts in Minecraft. Join now and show off your negotiation skills – who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

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SisSwapCraft

front desk, guest, overbooked, Hotel, Apology

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

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SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

walked over, cost, Friends, 2 beds, hotel room

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

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CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

hotel room, professional relationship, husband, google account, coworker

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

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