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HotBlock Minecraft Server

heatwave, Temperature, heat index, recorded on Earth, Server

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON MONDAYS, WE TURN UP THE HEAT LITERALLY! WE MAKE IT SO HOT THAT EVEN THE SUN IS LIKE “DANG, THAT’S HOT!” YOU’LL BE SWEATING BUCKETS AS YOU TRY TO SURVIVE IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MONDAYS LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. WHO NEEDS SUNDAYS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MONDAYS THAT ARE LIT AF? LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

social norms, power dynamics, pixels, INEQUALITY, Masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

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WeirdKidMinecraftSMP

childhood adventures, Innocence, childhood antics, youthful quirks, funny stories

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was playing on the server and I found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the base was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats. I know, crazy right? But that’s not even the best part. When I tried to approach the base, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses swooped down from the sky and challenged me to a dance-off. Long story short, I won and now I have a pet chicken named Disco. So yeah, if you want to experience wild adventures like this, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyBanter: Creeper Confessions

unexpected, Surprising, Private, eavesdropped conversation, Shocking..

Have you ever heard someone say they found diamonds in their cereal instead of marshmallows? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon rare treasures while mining, like a chest full of enchanted golden carrots or a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, the conversations here are never dull and always full of surprises. So why wait? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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MerkelCraft: No Far-Right Allowed

Angela Merkel, Christian Democrats, German politics, Government, Politics

so, u know how angela merkel is all like “hey party, stop hangin with the far-right dudes, it aint cool”? well, on this server, we embrace ALL the crazies! want to build a giant swastika out of diamond blocks? go for it! want to roleplay as hitler and conquer the entire server? sure thing! we even have a secret underground bunker where u can plot world domination with your fellow dictators. join us for a wild ride of political incorrectness and chaos! but remember, it’s all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously. come on, you know you want to join the madness!

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BoomersAndZoomers

love, gender dynamics, social behavior, DATING, BoomersAndZoomers

So, like, this server is like a total love connection, bro! We did some serious research and found out that older dudes are more likely to hook up with younger chicks, and vice versa. It’s like a real-life soap opera happening in Minecraft! Join our server and see if you can find your age-related soulmate. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Age is just a number, baby!

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Vanila RP on 1.17 server minecraft

1.17, Server, Minecraft, Vanila, rp

This is the server at 1.17. On this server you can get acquainted, survive, build, etc. The administration is kind and honest. Without cheaters

Vanila117.aternos.me:35747

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Frosty Anime Haven 1.21.3

great taste, Top Anime, Winter 2025 season, Winter 2025 ranking, frosty

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the sickest Japanese anime ranking for winter 2025. And guess what? Only the 11s with great taste are allowed here.

Like, bro, if you ain’t an 11, then sorry, you can’t hang with us. We only want the cream of the crop, the top of the top, the elite of the elite.

Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will blow your mind. Plus, we have secret anime-themed quests that only the true 11s can conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the 11s with great taste can handle what we have to offer.

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BlockyParentDuties

family, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Therapy, parenting skills

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict time limits set on all devices to prevent any Roblox addiction from taking over! Join us for a wild adventure where we value mental health and therapy sessions are a must-have accessory for all players.

Our server is a safe space for families, where we make sure to prioritize the well-being of all members. We even provide cheap flip phones for any kids who may feel stranded or left out in the virtual world.

So come on and join us for a game of Minecraft, where we guarantee a drama-free environment and a supportive community. Who knew video games could lead to such deep conversations and personal growth? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on our one-of-a-kind server!

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RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!

Friend, revenge stories, revengeful schemes, revenge consequences, smp

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! So, one time I was building my epic castle and this dude came and griefed it, like who does that?! So, I gathered all my friends on the server and we went full on revenge mode. We pranked him by filling his house with chickens and then we built a giant statue of a potato in front of his base. It was so hilarious, he was so mad! But then he tried to get back at us by building a giant toilet next to our castle, like what even is that?! Anyway, if you want to join in on the crazy fun and epic revenge plots, come join us on this server, it’s a total blast!

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