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YumiDex Grief Server Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2763	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

The owner of the server «YumiDex Grief Server» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.funnydex.ru

Guilds, auction, economy! Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Tired of the same type of servers?

We have a unique server! The economy has been thought out.There are guilds, tops, an auction, a store and everything for an enjoyable game!

We are waiting for you with us!IP: 4mine.ruPort: 19132

4mine.ru:19134

▶️ New mode! ▶️ GEOMETRY DASH 3D ▶️ Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donation per time— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month— More than 20 types of transport— More than 15 types of weapons–Star Trek items with kill counters!— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100— Competitions and clan tops— No wipes— No cheaters— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: Geometry.dynmc.ru▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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Geometry.dynmc.ru

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

pe.inmine.ru:19134

🔥 DONATE CURRENCY FOR GAME! 🔥 SURVIVAL! ❤️ Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

StayMine is a unique Minecraft game project, an unforgettable pastime, thoughtful systems and hardcore. We don’t use a lot of donation ads; the players and their emotions are most important to us. You can connect to the project from version 1.17 to 1.20.4. But our main core is always the latest, so new items and mobs from 1.20.2 work. We’ll also show you the latest animations, you’ll definitely love them (just start digging)!

Our project has developed several modes:

Survival is a survival server that combines classic and original survival. The server has unique and important features that add convenience and excitement to the game. The server economy is stable, and the donation system is balanced, providing opportunities for decorative changes that do not affect the economy. We have a convenient warp system with the ability to earn money and organize it by category. Thanks to new animations, our players can expect even more exciting moments. PVP is an integral part of our server, so we adhere to a system of fair battles without restarts.

Interested? Then we are waiting for you on our project. Recommended version for the game: 1.20+

MCR.STAYMINE.NET

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

pe.inmine.fun:19131

Grif server with mechanisms and mobs Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Tired of the same type of servers?

We have a unique server! The economy has been thought out.There are mobs, mechanisms, guilds, tops, an auction, a store and everything for an enjoyable game!

We are waiting for you with us!IP: 4mine.ruPort: 19132

4mine.ru:19132

MineScar ► Version 1.20+ [НЕТУ ЧИТЕРОВ] Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Minecraft PE version: 1.20 (any) Download Full-Release Without xbox » https://mcpe.pro/

» IP: MineScar.com Port: 19132

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» Free donation cases – /vc

» Best Anti-Cheat

» New blocks from update 1.20 (Minecraft Bedrock)

» Survival and Griefing!

» New Year’s Event with donation distribution is coming soon!

» Boss Battle in Hell – /nether

» Server vars – /warp

» Clans – /clans

» Weddings – /marry

» Money for killing players

» No lags

» Bedrock armor – /barmor

» Works

» YouTubers playing – AntonScar, FrostDog and many others!

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We are VKontakte: https://vk.com/minescar

We are on Telegram: https://t.me/minescar_official

Donate with 50% discount: https://PayScar.com

MineScar.com:19132

⭐⭐HAPPINESS TO EVERYONE🚀SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES⭐ Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mines Excavated:	1824
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Minecraft server TopMine from version 1.8 to latest

— Command /free for free donation

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, casino, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God, anti-cheat

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Often filmed by YouTubers

IP – top.mcmcmc.net

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 5 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

top.mcmcmc.net

CHICKY ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.20.4 FLY IN! Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Cities, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

What is BatyaCraft?

This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

IP: hype.batyacraft.ru

– Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

– Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

– The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

– We do everything from the heart

– Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.20.4

We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

▶ SKYBLOCKThere is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

▶ SKYWARSIf you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

▶ BEDWARSWell, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

▶ PRISONIt happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to factions that will become a second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

IP: hype.batyacraft.ru

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7Come visit us, there is something to do there: hype.batyacraft.ru

hype.batyacraft.ru

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Acai Looks Like Noob

Acai, Amazon, Antioxidant, berry, Boost, Bowl, DELICIOUS, ENERGY, Exotic, healthy, immune system, long tail tag, noob, Nutritious, organic, pronunciation, smoothie, Superfood, syllables, Tropical, vitamin-rich, weight loss

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	248	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	9864
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8882
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7646
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	7094

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6351
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!