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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7745 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 7026 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
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