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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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