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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8140 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 711353 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
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