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Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, CREEPERS, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family dynamics, family photo, family traditions, Family Values, GRIEVING, Grieving Process, inlaw, late wife, Loss, mourning, moving on, new wife, relationships, remarriage, Respect, showdown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

Hamas, Hamas member death, Hamas member killed, Hamas official, Hamas says, Hamas spokesperson, Hamas statement, Killed, member killed in Tyre, Minecraft, Senior Hamas member, Server, Tyre, Tyre attack, Tyre incident, Tyre killing, TyreCraft, UNRWA employee, UNRWA staff death, UNRWA staff member, UNRWA staffer, UNRWA staffer killed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	228
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	507
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magic Items Found:	8418
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!