Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated monsters while riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama. Or how about building a house out of nothing but exploding TNT blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground ninja village where you can learn the ancient art of block-breaking and stealth building. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and rejuvenate after a hard day of mining for diamonds.

So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the wacky, wild world of Japanese television in block form? Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).