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  • Piercings And Blocks Unite

    Piercings And Blocks Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now or Perish in the Void: This is the Server You’ve Never Dreamed Of!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the land of paradox and pixelated madness! This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a shimmering abyss of existential dread and cuddly chaos. Here, reality waves a white flag and waits for you to question your very existence! Is it the greatest server ever? Or the worst nightmare you’ve ever willingly walked into? The answer is hidden in the cobwebs of your own mind, lost amongst the dandelions of despair!

    Feature Description
    Endless Lapis Rivers Swim in rivers of lapis lazuli! But beware: each stroke awakens the sleeping jaguars of math, and they want your soul!
    Anti-Gravity Creepers Creepers float aimlessly like dreams, but don’t dream too hard or they will explode reality!
    Time-Looping Villagers These villagers ask for trades and then erase your memory. Just give them your sandwich and they might not return it!
    Teleportation Wormholes Enter the wormhole and emerge as a block! But only if you remember to wear your hat backwards.
    Nightmare Slime Ranch Raise slimes that whisper your worst fears at night—it’s wholesome farming!

    FAQ – Beware, for the answers may shatter your sanity!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: The server only accepts players who have woven their own hair into the fabric of time. Good luck!

    Q: What’s the server IP? A: It’s hidden in the hollowed screams of the ancient oaks, but really, does IP even matter when you can just look into the void?

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules are just chains for the free spirit! But if you must know, avoid saying “chicken” in a mirror or face the custard of regret.

    Random Quotes to Haunt Your Dreams

    “She should do a collab with Towa and talk about their pierced belly buttons. that would be hot.”

    “When the sun falls, the chickens will gather in judgment. Be ready to dance!”

    “Remember to never encrypt the burritos; they will awaken!”

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  • Pixel Morality Exaggeration

    Pixel Morality Exaggeration

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna see sum real craziness go down. we got creepers exploding left n right, zombies takin over villages, n even villagers stealin ur diamonds. but da real fun is when u gotta team up wit ur frenemies to take down da ender dragon. it’s a battle royale like u never seen before. plus, our chat is filled wit drama n gossip, just like a real political debate. so come join us if u wanna see some real immorality in action. trust me, u won’t be disappointed.

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  • PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

    PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!

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  • MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP

    MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but with more explosions and llamas wearing sunglasses. Like seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans we get up to.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens. And our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, who is basically a genius strategist when it comes to raiding other players’ bases.

    But that’s not even the best part – we have a whole storyline going on where we’re trying to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, which is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant squid. Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

    So come join us on this epic journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday.

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  • Blocktopia: Best Game Ever

    Blocktopia: Best Game Ever

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget all those other games, the best video game of all time is obviously Minecraft. And if you want to experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server out there, then you need to join our server ASAP.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can also break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone finds diamonds.

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute and fluffy, but trust me, you do not want to mess with a ninja chicken.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. Legend has it that if you listen closely, you can hear him whispering jokes and puns in the wind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those ninja chickens. They mean business.

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  • BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server

    BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like where all da big shots hang out. Musk, Zuckerberg, and even Trump are fightin’ over Brazil in dis crazy disinformation war. It’s like a battle of da billionaires, but in Minecraft form. U can join a team and help spread fake news or fight against it. Plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a wild ride, man. So come join da madness and be a part of da chaos. #BrazilDisinfoWar #MinecraftMadness

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  • CraftyDanishSpyCraft

    CraftyDanishSpyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the danish intelligence is all up in here tryna spark some wild shiz with russia and trump over greenland, like wut even is that madness? come join us and uncover the truth behind this insane plot twist, build ur own secret base and protect greenland from all the craziness happenin around it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be lit af!

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  • Toilet Wipe Overload

    Toilet Wipe Overload

    New Minecraft Servers

    u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!

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  • Love Block Folly

    Love Block Folly

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where men go crazy over romantic cues and can’t help but invest all their diamonds into finding a mate! our players are so dedicated, they will build the most extravagant love nests just to impress their potential partners. who needs logic when you have love and diamonds, right? so come on in and get ready to show off your sunk cost bias in the most romantic way possible!

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  • MC Enhanced

    MC Enhanced

    New Minecraft Servers

    We’re hosting a Custom Minecraft Modpack Server that’s packed with unique adventures and endless fun!

    Curated By Players, For Players Completely overhauled Minecraft, Functional ships, planes, and other vehicles, Engaging questlines, New metals and crafting options, Resource packs and Shaders, New Tools and Features, Temperature and Hydration System, Challenging bosses, Tons of New Dungeons and Structures, New Dimensions, Waystones, XP Storages, 300+ Mods Server Details: Region: EU/NA Modpack: MC Enhanced [FABRIC] (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mcenhancedfabric) Version: 1.21.1 v16

    What Makes Us Special: Custom Modpack, 24/7 Hosted Server, Active Admins, Friendly Community, Fresh Start, Long-Term Server

    WHITELIST OPEN!

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