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HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

binge watching, TV fandom, unpopular opinions, Minecraft, TV series

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

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CraftyDecade2020s

Artificial Intelligence, cultural shifts, predictions, environmental sustainability, hot takes

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a whole new dimension of gaming? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine to the future of fun!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling dragons with laser eyes to building skyscrapers made entirely of cheese. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, the rest of the 2020s are going to be a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s in store. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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TacoCrafters – Where Bodies Are Blocks

mass murder, Tragedy, TacoCrafters, violence, Homicide

LOL come join dis server cuz it’s like a wild west shootout in Mexico but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bodies! we got 19 bodies found in trucks but don’t worry, they just respawn and keep playing cuz that’s how we roll in dis server! violence spreads like wildfire but it’s all in good fun, just watch out for them skeletons shooting arrows at ya! join now for a crazy adventure like no other, where chaos reigns and anything can happen!

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Boofa SMP – Where even the creepers bring a gift basket! 1.21 Java server, 14+ only!

Dropper to Dispenser, Events, RAM, Community, Ledger

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Mod	Fabric 1.21
World Border	3.5k x 3.5k
RAM	8GB
Location	Germany

Boofa Features

Frequent events

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix
SimpleDiscordLink

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below 😀

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed?	No, there is no unorganized PvP on the server.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are made by the community in a structure of equality.
Are there many rules on the server?	There aren’t many rules restricting free speech, but the server is still very community-oriented.

CraftySoundz Minecraft Server

sensory stimulation, CraftySoundz, Sensation, sensory processing, imagination

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco club for zombies.

We’ve got custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Flying Pig”. Plus, our staff members are all trained in the art of interpretive dance and will entertain you with their moves while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare potions. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia? Join us now and find out!

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WuCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, WuCraft, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across – Wu Tang! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Wu Tang and instantly became the richest player on the server. How, you ask? Because they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that made them unstoppable in PvP battles.

But that’s not all – on Wu Tang, you’ll encounter mythical creatures like flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will guide you through the treacherous Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret disco party where all the mobs come together to boogie down and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wu Tang today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DivorceCraft: Wedding Woes

Best Friend, woes, Disappointment, stress, BETRAYAL

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to deal with family drama? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise no family drama, just pure fun and adventure.

Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want as your +1 without any restrictions. Want to bring your pet llama? Go ahead! Want to bring a zombie pigman as your date? Totally fine!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special event where you can crash weddings and steal all the cake you want!

So why waste your time dealing with family issues when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Trust us, it’s way more fun than attending a wedding where you’re not even allowed to bring your best friend.

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BarBrawlBeats

pub fight, fight night, bar brawl, bar confrontation, strange choice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than a bar fight is our gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to pick the perfect song for a bar brawl.

Our server is the only place where you can battle it out with other players while listening to the most oddly fitting songs for a bar fight. From classical music to nursery rhymes, you never know what will be playing in the background as you swing your sword and dodge arrows.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who serves up potions that will either boost your powers or turn you into a chicken for a day. Will you risk it for the biscuit and take a sip?

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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PrimateFaceDetectCraft

recognize, brain circuit, scientists, Implications, Impaired

so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

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❤️VYLUX ❤️ Anarchy with RP | Charms | Bosses | Minecraft server generation

Events, server wipe, No Dupe, Duels, Economy

Dear players! ❤

There was a wipe on the server!

❤️Enter /promo

This is a completely new anarchy that you have not seen yet! We have our own resource pack! A completely new generation of the world, you will not find such beauty anywhere! Angel Pet and other YouTubers are filming with us! Custom enchantments! A unique system of dynamites (You can find out how to craft them through the craft menu) Private with the help of blocks! Bosses, tops, for which you can receive donation currency!

And much more awaits you at Vylux!

Find out more -> Type /help command on the server!

mc.vylux.su

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