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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.

HungryGamers Minecraft SMP

Arena, book series, Competition, District 12, dystopian, fight to the death, HG, Hunger Games, HungryGamers, Katniss Everdeen, location, majula, Minecraft, Mockingjay, movie adaptation, Peeta Mellark, President Snow, Rebellion, smp, Survival, Suzanne Collins, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP set in the mystical land of Majula! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. Rumor has it that the base is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We also have a floating island where players can ride on giant chickens and race each other to see who can collect the most golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP in Majula and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

Dad or Bro? Wedding Dilemma

Bro, ceremony, Cheating, child support, Communication, compromise, dad, Dilemma, Divorce, emotional response, ENTITLEMENT, family, father daughter dance, father daughter relationship, Marriage, mistress, parental figure, reconciliation, relationship, religious beliefs, sibling, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand family drama better than anyone else! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and outrageous adventures.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without any pesky family drama getting in the way.

Join us and build your dream world, where you can create your own family dynamics without any cheating dads or crazy stepmothers to worry about. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your brother to escort you down the aisle at your virtual wedding – no overbearing dads allowed!

So come on over and leave your real-life family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape, build, and have a laugh at the absurdity of it all. Join now and let the fun begin!

EarlyBirdsMC

being early, being on time, being punctual, being punctual matters, EarlyBirdsMC, importance of being on time, punctuality, punctuality in life, punctuality in the workplace, punctuality is important, punctuality is key, punctuality matters, tardiness, time is money, time is valuable, Time management, time management in business, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	6693	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4500	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is fashionably late? Well, look no further because on our server, if you’re not 15 minutes early, you’re considered fashionably late! Why, you ask? Because our server runs on a time warp where being early is the new trend!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, and even discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! But be warned, if you’re not early enough, you might miss out on all the crazy fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and be fashionably early for once in your Minecraft life!

Pingbros community

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9722
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gods Slained:	0

We’re excited to introduce our brand-new Minecraft server where you can dive into thrilling survival and island adventures! This server offers a unique twist on the classic Skyblock experience—imagine all the excitement and challenges of Skyblock, but set on water!

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Gamer Yash

#gamer, Combat, Crates, Custom scripts, Dynamic Gameplay, engaging gameplay, gaming experience, Heart transfer, intense pvp, LifeSteal, Minecraft, player interaction, Plugins, PvP, Risk-reward, Scripts, server mechanics, smp, Voting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Emeralds Found:	6055	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1

A Minecraft Lifesteal server with crates and voting offers a dynamic and engaging gameplay experience. Here’s an overview of how these features typically work and some ideas on how to implement them:

1. Lifesteal Mechanic Concept: Lifesteal is a unique gameplay mechanic where players can steal hearts (health) from others in PvP combat. When a player kills another, they gain a heart, and the defeated player loses one. This adds a risk-reward element to combat, making PvP more intense. Implementation: Use plugins like “Lifesteal SMP” or custom scripts that handle the heart transfer upon death. You can also set a minimum number of hearts a player can have to avoid players getting down to zero and being permanently eliminated.

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CraftyFateMC Server – Alter the Grand Order

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary “Diamond Pickaxe Hunt” where players compete to find the rarest item in the game. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old quests and missions when you can have epic battles with giant mutant creepers and ride dolphins into the sunset? See you in the game!

CanceledCraft SMP: The Server That Never Was

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and a pet llama that can breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

NoDiamondsForYou

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	453761
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamonds, tame a dragon as your loyal steed, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave! So why wait? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KurskEvac Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	4380
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

haha, forget about Russia, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own town without any pesky authorities telling you what to do! We promise no evacuations here, just pure fun and chaos! Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work. Join now and be the mayor of your own crazy town!