NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Emeralds Found:	336
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Items Found:	1369
Players Killed by Monsters:	7250	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	8477
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Farms Harvested:	207
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Villages Defended:	19

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Ligma Craft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Prison, Prisons, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Viaversion

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	95
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

Active, Adventure, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, java, keyboards, Mature, Minigames, Noobs, Pros, PvP, Realm, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	1778	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	30
Mines Excavated:	3231	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

TripTreats4Kids

blended family, child support, class trip, co parenting, equal treatment, family dynamics, family unity, financial responsibility, half siblings, interactive museum, parallel parenting, parenting conflict, parenting decisions, parenting disagreements, school activities, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepchildren, stepcousins, stepfamily dynamics, TripTreats4Kids

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crops Grown:	2949

Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

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