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  • BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

    BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

    Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

    And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PollutionCraft: Offshore Spike

    PollutionCraft: Offshore Spike

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server cuz it’s like diving into a sea of oil and gas but without the pollution, just pure fun! We make pollution spike by 10,000% within half a kilometer around our off-shore sites, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no harm done!

    Pollutants like hydrocarbons are up to 10,613% higher within 500 m of our platforms, making it the perfect place for all you pollution-loving players out there! Swim through our pixelated oil spills and bask in the glow of our virtual pollution, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

    Join us now and see for yourself the crazy world of pollution and fun we have waiting for you! Who needs clean air and water when you can have a Minecraft server like ours, right?! Let’s get polluting, I mean crafting, together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EstellaMC

    EstellaMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    EstellaMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Towny and will expand into more as time passes. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Join our discord to be updated and meet the community!

    play.estellamc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crowny

    Crowny

    New Minecraft Servers

    At Crowny, we believe in creating a safe and inclusive environment for everyone. Whether you’re an experienced player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place where you can build 🏑, explore πŸ—ΊοΈ, and thrive at your own pace. 🌟

    crowny.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Manchild’s Minecraft Server

    Manchild’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the only virgin manchild in your group of friends who still gets excited over anime girls? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll fit right in! We have a whole community of fellow manchildren who share your love for waifus and will never judge you for it.

    Join us for epic anime-themed building competitions, where you can show off your mad building skills and win fabulous prizes like body pillows and ramen noodles. And don’t worry about being judged for your love of anime, because on our server, we embrace it with open arms (and body pillows).

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like “Minecraft Speed Dating,” where you can find your perfect 2D waifu or husbando. Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual one with your favorite anime character?

    So come join us on our server and let your inner virgin manchild shine bright like a diamond in the rough!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TheDebateEnder Minecraft SMP

    TheDebateEnder Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of arguing with your friends about who was the most overpowered player in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to settle the score once and for all! Join us and show off your insane skills that will make everyone else bow down in awe. Whether you’re a master builder or a PvP god, this server is the ultimate battleground for proving your dominance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world why you’re the true MVP of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CelebCrushSMP

    CelebCrushSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your obscure celebrity crush! We’ve got a whole section dedicated to building shrines to your favorite D-list star, complete with pixelated posters and redstone heart decorations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Obscure Celebrity Hunger Games,” where players compete to see who can survive the longest while being chased by mobs dressed up as their celebrity crush. Will you be able to outwit and outlast the competition while dodging paparazzi skeletons and rabid fangirl zombies?

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a diamond sword in a dungeon chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WallstreetCraft

    WallstreetCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the Wall Street drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the shady deals and backstabbing for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies at your doorstep.

    Our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a chicken that tells bad jokes to a cow that moonwalks, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete against other players for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, rumored to make its wielder the silliest player in the land.

    So say goodbye to Wall Street and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySemiteFun

    CraftySemiteFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness! our server is so crazy, it’ll make the antisemitism in France look like a tea party! with over 100 incidents of pure insanity happening every month, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

    build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.

    so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP