GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

2b2r2Beta2Release, Allowed, Anarchy, b1.3_01, blow up, Chaos, discord server, Discussing, Duping, Fight, macrochasm, Mind, original seed, real, Screenshots, Survival, trollery, Updating, Versions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

2b2r (2Beta2Release)

2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is duping allowed on the server?	Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
Are there any rules on the server?	2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
Can I grief and raid other players?	Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
How often does the server update to a new version?	The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	4900	Runes Activated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	9715
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Towns Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

MoniCraft: UBI Edition

Board Game, capitalism, economic fairness, economic inequality, Economic simulation, economic system, Edition, financial literacy, game night, income disparity, income distribution, income equality, MoniCraft, monopoly, social equality, social justice, social mobility, ubi, Universal Basic Income, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth redistribution

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!

CannabisCraft420

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer treatment, Cannabis, CannabisCraft420, health, Healthcare, holistic healing, journal, legalization, medical marijuana, Medical Studies, medicinal plants, natural remedies, oncology, plant medicine, research, scientific research, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

————> ROCity Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, ROCity, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6668
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3

The owner of the server “————gt ROCity” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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