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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Potions Brewed:	81
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	2758	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server

family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Minecraft, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepsister, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepsister drama, StepSisWeddingPlanner, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of catering to your stepsister’s every whim and having your life revolve around her schedule? Do you want to put your foot down and finally take control of your own events? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without worrying about accommodating anyone else!

We understand the struggles of dealing with family drama, so on our server, you can escape all that and focus on having a good time. No more waiting for your stepsister to join in on the fun – it’s all about YOU now!

Just like how you stood your ground with your mom, stand your ground in our Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re the boss. And hey, if your mom tries to interfere, just block her like you block those annoying creepers in the game.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you call the shots – because who needs stepsisters when you have diamonds to mine and castles to build, am I right? Let’s show them who’s really in charge!

ClaimCraft: No Fam Payouts

aita, Blame, ClaimCraft, disagreement, fair, Falling, fam, family member, Harsh, hidden step, homeowners insurance, hurt feelings, insurance claim, judgmental, medical bills, negligence, pain and suffering, Payouts, property flaw, property inspection, stranger’s property, yard sale

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	666565
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drama llama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of settling disputes in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine this: you stumble upon a fellow player’s property and accidentally break a bone. Instead of apologizing and moving on, you decide to sue them for negligence. But wait, there’s more! Get ready to argue with your family members about the morality of your actions and threaten to hurt their feelings if they don’t agree with you.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, lawsuits, and family feuds – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

GrownUpGripesMC

abhorrence, Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, aging, Challenges, changes, detest, disapproval, disdain, dislike, Frustrations, getting older, growing up, GrownUpGripesMC, Hating;, Life, Loathing, Maturity, Resentment, responsibilities

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring grown-up stuff like bills and taxes.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our community is filled with fellow adults who refuse to let go of their inner child, so you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every block is a dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who needs adulthood when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	892652	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	6662
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6208	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and is known for their luxurious and lavish style of rap music. MMG has released numerous successful albums and singles, and has become a prominent figure in the hip-hop industry.

Bronsin City

back, citizen, city, Economy, Facilities, fugitive, Mayor, Officers, Prison, PvP, respected, Roleplay, Save, society, Top, Towny, unique concept, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Thanks for taking the time to drop by and read this. This server is a unique concept, so I do suggest reading this info! We are a city. You live in the city and your objective is based around working your way to the top of society. PvP is enabled is some parts of the city, so watch your back. The Officers can’t always save you. By using the city’s facilities that the Mayor has kindly donated you can work your way from a lowly fugitive, who has just escaped prison, to a well-known and respected Citizen.

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