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PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

2 years old, aita, approach dogs, barking dog, danger, Distance, dog barking, drinking water, front yard, hot out, House, insane person, irresponsible parent, lady yelling, My Kid, Permission, pissed, playing in daily, playing outside, PupCraft, stranger, strangers dog, supervise my son, supervise my son better, woof, YARD

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Emeralds Found:	6701	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

better than, Characters, classic, comparison, debate, fan favorite, FANTASY, Final Fantasy IX, final fantasy vii, gameplay, Gaming Community, graphics, iconic, literally vivi, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, reasons, RPG, Server, Storyline, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

#youtube, 5700XT, amd, amd radeon, Browsers, CPU, Distros, Graphics Card, Hardware, Help, linux, Minecraft, NixOS, nvidia, NVIDIA GeForce, smp, Switch, Technology, Troubleshooting, vaapi flags, video decoding, video playback

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	800315
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3436	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9092
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Animals Bred:	83	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

ETERNITY | SURVIVAL | 1.16 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Advanced protection, battle pass, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, daily challenges, Donations, Duels, Economy, Eternity, Events, exclusive plugins, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, frequent events, Lands, Monthly challenges, Mystical chests, No Mini-Games, Pirate, powerful hardware, Prison, Private, Professional moderation, PvE, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Survival, Unique enchantment books, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

✨ETERNITY – Plunge into an incomparable world where creativity meets adventure!✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Zany Zen Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, En-Nah, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Hoshimi Miyabi, HSAHLWFEFE, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Special Visitor, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZZZFMHARUMASA

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a storm of falling stars – unpredictable and full of surprises!

Join us for the special program “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle it out with Bangboo and Ethereal in an epic showdown. And don’t miss out on the Data Bounty: Combat Simulation where you can test your skills against the toughest enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special visitor coming to town, Windchaser Harumasa, who will blow you away with his skills. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI to unlock exclusive rewards.

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary creature “En-Nah” or witness the epic showdown between Bangboo and Ethereal. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, CPU, cuntboys, Dudes, Extras, futa, Gaming, guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, LoRAs, Male only, Male Stable Diffusion General, manly, Minecraft, models, msdg, No females, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, Prompt, Real artist tags, Resources, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion installation guide, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, Trans

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Emeralds Found:	1317	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Towns Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!