hot old man Minecraft Servers

hot old man Minecraft Servers

  • StacksOnStacksMC

    StacksOnStacksMC
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 2807
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6941
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Villages Defended: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

    we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

    plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

    and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

    so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

    FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3129
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Animals Bred: 195 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

    our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

    join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

    Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 8045
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Farms Harvested: 537
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mc WebPd

    Mc WebPd
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5420
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 181 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

    mc.webpd.ro:25590

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 1ba3d

    1ba3d
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9608
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

    But you will also have complete freedom there!

    1ba3d.net:58250

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

    Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 9001
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

    Overview
    Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
    What kind of server is this? This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
    Is this server vanilla or modded? This server is vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 8085
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Emeralds Found: 9162 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

    Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1712
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 277 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

    SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 3552
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 3302 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

    Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

    With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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