hot mess – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

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WizAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Alt-Right, anonymous community, Arcane, conspiracy theories, Dark Arts, esoteric knowledge, internet culture, Magic, Minecraft, Mysticism, occult, online forums, POL, Rituals, Server, soon-to-be, sorcery, Spells, Supernatural, witchcraft, WizAdvice, wizard

Are you tired of boring old wizard schools with stuffy old professors? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate wizarding experience! Join us and learn spells, brew potions, and battle mythical creatures in our magical world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your wizarding journey. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these chickens are master spellcasters in disguise!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous wizard haunts our server, offering valuable advice and magical artifacts to those who can find him. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the most powerful wizard in all of Minecraft!

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Yemen will starve for muh Palestine Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by fighting for the honor of Palestine… in Yemen! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is set in a wacky alternate universe where Yemen is starving for the sake of Palestine. Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests to gather resources and food to send to our starving Yemeni friends. But be warned, the mobs are extra hungry in this server and will stop at nothing to steal your precious supplies. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of humanitarian aid!

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LaundryCraft: Not Your Maid’s Job

childcare, default parent, financial independence, full-time job, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, Job, laundry responsibilities, LaundryCraft, Maids, Marriage Communication, Marriage dynamics, marriage expectations, mental health, not doing husband’s laundry, Resentment, stay at home mom, stay at home wife, support system, working abroad, working full-time

Are you tired of being the default parent and household manager while your husband complains about dirty jeans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave behind the never-ending laundry and cooking duties. Build your dream virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers.

Forget about being the only one who knows where the extra toilet paper is stored. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and supportive community. No more arguments about who should do the dishes – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

So come on over and leave behind the drama of dirty jeans and household chores. Join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion).

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Cured Islet Craft

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, chemically induced, chronic condition, Craft, cured, diabetes treatment, disease management, experimental treatment, functionally cured, glucose control, health science, immune system, insulin production, islet, Islets, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pancreatic cells, patient, regenerative medicine, stem cell, Type 1 diabetes

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!

so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

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Broomstix: Where we swap brooms for pickaxes, cats for creepers, and quests for quests! Join us for some magical Minecraft fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Not specified

Useful Links

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Are there any special events or promotions?	Yes, there are free fly days in the overworld every Sunday and voting rewards and ranks.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use ProtectionStones to claim land for yourself.
Can I teleport to other players or homes?	Yes, you can use commands such as /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, and /tpahere for player to player teleportation.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with drama happening left and right. Just like Godot, our server is constantly evolving and full of surprises.

Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your creations and compete against other players. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you might just end up in the middle of a virtual brawl!

And don’t miss our Halloween Jam event, where things get spooky and players go all out with their haunted builds. Who knows, you might even encounter a ghost or two while exploring the server!

Looking for resources and helpful links? We’ve got you covered with our AGDG resources section. From tutorials to tools, we have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player in our server’s history!

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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, Amh Araeng, Balmung, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, Crystal Shirogane, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, FATE grinding, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Mord Souq, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Shadowbringers, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, xivg, zombie movies, zurvan

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because we’ve got resources for days, free companies that will make you question reality, and linkshells that will have you chatting with Endermen in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our future meetups where we grind Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while cosplaying as Lalafells, or watch Tokusatsu shows with our EU and NA friends because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have zombie movie nights, Twin Peaks meetups, Mahjong tournaments, and even a costume party mixer in the Goblet (W3 P58) that will make you forget you’re actually playing Minecraft.

So come join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server restrictions, but who cares about those?). See you there, or be square like a Minecraft block!

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BlockBustersCraft

BlockBustersCraft, Burnout, comparison to others, external pressures, fear of failure, fear of judgment, financial constraints, imposter syndrome, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of time, mental health issues, past experiences, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, societal expectations

Are you tired of being held back by boring old servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to set you free! Join us and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building a majestic castle when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down from the sky and start dancing the Macarena. Yes, that’s right, our server is home to some truly wacky and wonderful creatures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Don’t let anything stop you from doing what you love – join us now and let the madness begin!

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UkrainianCraft: Food Drop Fiasco

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SO, YOU WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S MORE LIT THAN A UKRAINIAN JUDGE DELIVERING FOOD AID IN KHARKIV! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIAN DRONES CAN’T STOP US!

WHEN YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH US! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE LEGENDARY HEROBINE HIMSELF! HE’S JUST A BIG SOFTIE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

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SeaCraft: Radiation Zone

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come join our minecraft server where we have a secret underwater lab with radiation sources that make the fish glow like disco balls. swim with the mutant sea creatures and explore the non-homogeneous seawater that will make your brain do a little dance. who needs boring old land when you can dive into the unknown and discover the secrets of the electromagnetic field. trust us, it’s a scientific report you don’t want to miss out on. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

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