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NoMatch Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	128	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4647
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of being rejected by women on dating apps just because of your looks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where looks don’t matter at all! In fact, we only accept players who have reached the peak of their moral decay and have lost all sympathy for women.

On our server, the only currency accepted is attention from petite 18-year-old Asian girls from exotic locations like Thailand and Japan. Say goodbye to the materialistic world of dating apps and hello to a new world where only the most morally bankrupt individuals thrive.

Join us now and build your empire with like-minded individuals who have also decided to starve these ungrateful sluts and force them to work. Who needs empathy when you have a diamond pickaxe and a plan to dominate the Minecraft world? No sympathy, just pure, unadulterated gameplay. See you on the server!

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

attraction, Charm, Crafty, Crush, desire, FANTASY, Gay, handsome, hot guys, Icons, Lgbt, love, male beauty, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, queer, role models, seduction, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9098
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

GymCreeperAlert!

aita, ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7032	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5044	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	637330

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6031
Animals Bred:	128	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!