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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 907 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7235 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!