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CreeperLoveCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	144

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	6294	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	190	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ores Mined:	3322
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	394100	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Void Gems Collected:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	161	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!