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Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

RooftopGunShowdown

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	8645
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	89

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2919	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	9484
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!