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Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5815

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2526
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!

SMPjudoMaster – >Judo Shouldn’t Be About Strength… Minecraft SMP

agility, balance, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Endurance, flexibility, gtJudo, judo, Martial Arts, mental focus, Minecraft, perseverance, philosophy, Physical fitness, Respect, self defense, shouldnt, skill, smp, SMPjudoMaster, Sportsmanship, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where judo skills are the key to survival! Forget about strength, it’s all about those sweet judo moves in this crazy world. Join us if you want to take down creepers with a perfectly executed judo throw or outsmart skeletons with your ninja-like reflexes.

Our server is filled with hilarious challenges like judo tournaments where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. We also have a secret dojo hidden in the mountains where you can train with our resident judo master, Sensei Steve.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil players known as the Judo Bandits are roaming the server, challenging unsuspecting players to judo duels and stealing their loot. Will you be able to defeat them and become the ultimate judo champion?

So come join us and show off your judo skills in the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs strength when you have judo?

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server

27, Coincidence, creepy, eerie, everywhere, following, Gaming, Haunting, Minecraft, Mysterious, number, Numbers, Observation, PERSISTENT, Playing, PRESENCE, Server, StalkerCraft, STALKING, superstition, Surveillance, video games, vidya

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of that creepy number following you around in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch as that pesky number transforms into a friendly companion who helps you mine diamonds and fight off creepers! Rumor has it, if you befriend the number, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the number 27 guide you to victory!

Minecraft SMP: EgoCraft

abundance, Alpha, anagram, Buy, Ego, EgoCraft, financial freedom, Investment, Key to wealth, law of attraction, manifestation, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, personal growth, prosperity, Riches, self improvement, smp, success, success mindset, Unlocking potential

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because hidden within the depths of our world lies an anagram that contains the key to wealth! That’s right, if you can crack the code, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and all the riches you could ever dream of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to immortality. Legend has it that if you can befriend these mystical creatures, they will grant you eternal life and the ability to fly on their backs through the skies of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyDUIJustice

alcohol, arrested, consequences, cop car, CraftyDUIJustice, downtown core, drunk driving, Friend, impaired driving, incoherent, intervention, law enforcement, Party, Public Safety, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, Safety, Scene, Uber, Yelling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

AfraidToTryMC SMP

afraid, AfraidToTryMC, breaking barriers, challenging yourself, confronting fears, conquering fears, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, living boldly, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, self improvement, smp, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, try new things, trying new experiences

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your hands? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage and celebrate all your wildest dreams and desires! Join us for a chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or even create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild on our server – the crazier, the better! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!