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JavaJoltGrieferGoneAU

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so, like, if u wanna escape the crazy news and drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we promise no hot coffee attacks on babies here, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is so lit that even the foreign national who did that crazy stuff in australia wanted to join, but he had to flee the country cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness. so, like, if u wanna be part of something so epic that criminals are running away, come join us! let’s build and mine and laugh together, cuz ain’t nobody got time for hot coffee attacks here!

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JavaJoltMC Server

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like hot coffee? do u like babies? well have i got the server for u! join us on our quest to find the man who brutally attacked a baby with hot coffee. yea u heard me right, hot coffee! we are on a global hunt to bring this criminal to justice, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. so come join us, cuz we’re not just playing minecraft, we’re fighting for justice, one block at a time.

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JavaJerkNoPay

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

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Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

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Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

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JavaJoltGrieferGoneAU

JavaJoltMC Server

JavaJerkNoPay

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

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