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JavaJoltGrieferGoneAU

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, if u wanna escape the crazy news and drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we promise no hot coffee attacks on babies here, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is so lit that even the foreign national who did that crazy stuff in australia wanted to join, but he had to flee the country cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness. so, like, if u wanna be part of something so epic that criminals are running away, come join us! let’s build and mine and laugh together, cuz ain’t nobody got time for hot coffee attacks here!

JavaJoltMC Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like hot coffee? do u like babies? well have i got the server for u! join us on our quest to find the man who brutally attacked a baby with hot coffee. yea u heard me right, hot coffee! we are on a global hunt to bring this criminal to justice, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. so come join us, cuz we’re not just playing minecraft, we’re fighting for justice, one block at a time.

JavaJerkNoPay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4762	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition – LOLz and Lava for Days!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Items Found:	7173
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pranking and trolling is the name of the game! 🤣🎮

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off the most outrageous pranks in the Minecraft world! 🌍🤪

Imagine the look on your friend’s face when you build a giant statue of a creeper outside their house or fill their entire base with chickens! 🐔😂

Our community is filled with master pranksters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt! 😆🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the trolling begin! But remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server! 😉🔒

ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.

But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.

So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

Mama’s Minecart Madness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by none other than Ennamama herself! Yes, you heard that right. Ennamama, the legendary Minecraft goddess, who is known for her epic builds and crazy antics. And guess what? She’s looking for a companion to explore the vast world of Minecraft with her.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also engage in epic PvP battles with other players, build your own kingdom, and even ride dragons into battle. And did I mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of sex with Ennamama (just kidding, but hey, anything is possible on this server)!

Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the toughest mobs are no match for our players!

Join now and experience the thrill of taking down invincible enemies with your bare hands. Our players have defeated dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread.

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join our server and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you saying, “How do I beat this fucker, he’s literally invincible.”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable.

Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Void Armor Forged:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?

Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	7978	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Limilin in Kansai Edition is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.

But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!

Gaymers Paradise – #2263

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	8170	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!

SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	165	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Imagine this: You’re mining away, looking for diamonds, when suddenly you spot a player in a stunning dress. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s Takachiho Honoka! And guess what? She’s not just a reclusive gamer, she’s also a total party animal when she’s had a few too many potions!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love story more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to finding your player two?

So what are you waiting for? Hit that Join button and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth digging for on our server!

Mordecai & Rigby’s 6 Million Block Bonfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8660
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable requests from your boss. Join now for a chance to participate in wacky challenges like burning 6 million jews in a day! Don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun… or is it?

Imagine the chaos as you try to reach that outrageous goal, all while dodging angry mobs and lava pits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a promotion if you succeed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun… right? 😉

Blocky City Adventures: Singapore Edition

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the beauty of Singapore without leaving your couch! Why travel when you can teleport straight to this virtual paradise?

Join us and build your own Marina Bay Sands out of pixelated blocks, or create a replica of the famous Merlion statue in your backyard. Don’t forget to visit our virtual hawker centers for some delicious Minecraft food that won’t give you any calories!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground laser tag arena where you can battle it out with other players for ultimate supremacy. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our virtual cable car that will take you soaring through the skies of our Minecraft Singapore.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic journey in this blocky version of the Lion City!