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MeanCraft – Uptight Edition

ANNOYING, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict, Edition, expensive couch, FARTING, hot breath, Marriage, mean, MeanCraft, normal behavior, personal space, pet behavior, pitt bull, playfulness, relationships, rude behavior, scratching, teasing, uptight

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	292
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	794	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being called uptight and mean for not laughing at your husband’s ridiculous pranks? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where farting in someone’s space is not considered a joke!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about waking up to hot breath in your face or getting scratched by a playful but overly enthusiastic 80 lbs Pitt bull. Instead, you can build your dream world without any annoying interruptions from a husband who just doesn’t understand boundaries.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Farms Harvested:	466	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	137
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Buildings Constructed:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

111.223.147.67:20000

RelaxLifeMC

Active, Adventure, best, Community, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RelaxLifeMC, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	560529	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Best LifeSteal Server Out There!!! We offer The Best LifeSteal Experience Out There With new Stuff Coming In Every Day!!!

ro-premium.pylex.xyz:9960

Harvest SMP: Where the veggies are fresh, the players are ripe, and the drama is Juicy!

Adults, anti cheat, Application Process, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Drama, ELYTRA, Events, Experience, Farm, Fresh, Harvest, juicy, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, Players, Redstone, resourcepacks, ripe, Season, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, veggies, voice chat

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Harvest SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Harvest SMP
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Season	Season 3 – Harvest Season
Community Focus	Community participation, events, and builds
Mods	Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.

What is the server’s age requirement?

The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.

What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?

All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.

Are mods mandatory to play on the server?

Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.

What is the economy like on the server?

We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.

What is the server’s goal for this season?

The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.

LimbusCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chapter 6.5, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, tutorial, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, Murder on the WARP Express, and a Refraction Railway Line masquerade like no other.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!

BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition

botswana, BotswanaSMP, coping mechanisms, Edition, emotional distress, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, seeking help, SufferCraft, Suffering, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Villages Defended:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to!

ChunkCraft: Diet Edition

body image, body positivity, calorie intake, child health, childhood obesity, ChunkCraft, diet, Edition, Family issues, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Junk Food, meal planning, Medical advice, Niece, nutrition, obese, obesity, parenting, Preteen, sibling conflict, weight loss

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!

And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!