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MeanCraft – Uptight Edition

ANNOYING, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict, Edition, expensive couch, FARTING, hot breath, Marriage, mean, MeanCraft, normal behavior, personal space, pet behavior, pitt bull, playfulness, relationships, rude behavior, scratching, teasing, uptight

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4691	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3737	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being called uptight and mean for not laughing at your husband’s ridiculous pranks? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where farting in someone’s space is not considered a joke!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about waking up to hot breath in your face or getting scratched by a playful but overly enthusiastic 80 lbs Pitt bull. Instead, you can build your dream world without any annoying interruptions from a husband who just doesn’t understand boundaries.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!

ValuedCraft: Boosting Mental Health

BOOSTING, children, Communication, emotional connection, Emotional support, family bonds, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling valued, health, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, parental satisfaction, parental well-being, positive experience, positive parenting, psychology research, relationship quality, self worth, Spouse, study, ValuedCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	184	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	3150
Votes:	5840	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, liek, u kno wat makes u feel valued? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, DUH.

wen u join dis server, u feel liek ur part of a BIG happy family. ur minecraft spouse and children (ur minecraft kids, obvi) will make u feel SO valued.

wen u feel valued on dis server, ur mental health gets a MAJOR upgrade. u start feelin all happy and stuff, and ur relationship with ur minecraft fam just gets better and better.

so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server and start feelin VALUED AF. ur minecraft spouse and kids r waitin for u to join their happy minecraft fam!

Join Dragon’s Legacy RPG – Where dragons rule and mods drool! Server launch in 4 days!

Days, dragons, Drool, Join, Launch, Legacy, Minecraft Server RPG Official Launch Roleplay Modded Embark Epic Journey Features Mobs Mounts Gear Blocks Builder Skills Races Classes Quests, Mods, Roleplay, RPG, rule, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Dragon’s Legacy RPG Official Server Overview

Features	New mobs, mounts, gear
	Thousands of new blocks
	Skills, races, classes
	Quests, structures, biomes

Modpack tutorial for one click install on Discord

Launch day: 08/30/24

Join us today and Forge your Legacy!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I install the modpack?	Follow the tutorial on our Discord for a one click install.
What features does the server offer?	New mobs, mounts, gear, blocks, skills, races, classes, quests, structures, biomes, and more.
When is the launch day?	08/30/24
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/aBQa6p2AwX

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced Weapons, AlienCraft, benevolent, brutalist concrete cities, cement formula, Game, Geniuses, hidden caves, Jewish architecture, Jews, Minecraft, Nazis, Plot, reverse engineered, satanic rituals, Server, Sinister, space aliens, superior technology, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server has a completely unique twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!

But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.

If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

BlackrockManga SMP

Acquisition, blackrock, BlackrockManga, business news, buyout, corporate restructuring, corporate takeover, financial news, industry analysis, industry shakeup, investment strategy, Japanese comics, manga creators, Manga fans, manga industry, manga market trends, manga publishers, market impact, media conglomerate, Publishing industry, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	704
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	202	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated the chaos of the manga industry moments after Blackrock buys it! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a sprinkle of romance (if you’re lucky).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of manga characters come to life and start arguing over who gets the next chapter release. Will you help settle their disputes or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant manga monster, and it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat it before it takes over the server. Can you save the day and earn the title of Manga Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of the manga industry like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PassportPVP Minecraft Server

American, Bar crawl, British, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural knowledge, drunken behavior, dual citizen, family history, heritage, immigration, insult, irish, judgment, Minecraft, Nationality, Offense, passport, PassportPVP, patriotism, Server, Stereotypes, temper

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

MommaMIAWeddingDrama

bridezilla, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, late arrival, MommaMIAWeddingDrama, mother-daughter conflict, starting on time, tight schedule, wedding ceremony, wedding day conflicts, wedding day drama, wedding day expectations, wedding day mishap, wedding day timeline, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, Wedding Timeline, wedding traditions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of missing out on important events because your family can’t get their act together? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time management is key!

Imagine a wedding where the bride walks herself down the aisle because her family is too busy changing outfits 20 minutes away. Picture a ceremony starting late because the guests can’t make it on time.

But wait, there’s more! Blame the bakery for not having buns ready, blame a train for stopping you, blame the bride for not calling to check on your whereabouts. It’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a well-organized wedding when you can have a hilarious disaster instead? Let’s see if you can make it to the ceremony on time, or if you’ll be stuck in traffic with the rest of the guests!

BeliefGuru Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, BELIEF, BeliefGuru, controversial beliefs, conviction, creed, doctrine, Dogma, FAITH, Ideology, individual beliefs, Minecraft, non-traditional beliefs, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, Principles, smp, spirituality, unconventional beliefs, unique beliefs, unpopular beliefs, VALUES

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	5022	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of llama sacrifices to summon rare mobs! That’s right, forget about mining for hours to find that elusive Enderman, just sacrifice a llama and watch as it magically appears before your eyes!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of chicken wizards who can grant you special powers in exchange for golden feathers. Want to fly like a chicken? Just trade in some feathers and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the weird and wacky world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side to the game that you never knew existed!

RegretCraft: Insomnia Edition

biggest regret, Edition, emotional baggage, Healing Process, inner turmoil, insomnia, letting go, living in the past, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets in life, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, sleepless nights, unresolved emotions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of carrying around the burden of your biggest regret like a backpack full of anvils? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to help you forget all about it! Join us and let our pixelated world whisk you away to a land of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?

Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

2025 battles, Army, BrigadeCraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, forbes, Geopolitics, mechanized brigades, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, Preparation, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tactics, Training, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	150	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	103
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

haha ukraine be like “let’s get ready for battle in 2025” like they know what’s gonna happen in 4 years lmao. but guess what? our minecraft server is already prepared for the ultimate battle of the century! join us and be part of the most epic mechanized brigades ever seen in the virtual world. we got tanks, we got helicopters, we even got flying pigs armed with laser beams! who needs ukraine when you can conquer the minecraft world with us? come join now and show them who’s boss!

Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa

app, Communication, Crafty, cybersecurity, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, Founder, France, freedom of speech, Government, intimidate, Kremlin, KremlinKilla, Messaging, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	462	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!