Our daughter may think she owns all guest relationships, but on our server, everyone is welcome to mingle and make new friendships. Plus, if you travel to our virtual city, you’ll receive an open invitation to visit us in-game!
So come join us for some virtual wedding drama and outrageous family dynamics. Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?
But that’s not all – we have a team of judges that includes Yotsuba/v/-tan, Tre/vr/, and even Senator Armstrong! These guys know their stuff and will make sure the competition is fair and fun. Plus, our hosts Ballsanon, Coayynon, PenisAnon, and Samaritanon will keep you entertained with their hilarious commentary and antics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to vote, nominate, and check out all the crazy rules and info we have in store for you. See you in the game!
1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a dimly lit cave. 2. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. 3. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. 4. Our server events are crazier than a creeper on a trampoline. 5. The banlists on our server change more often than a cat changes sleeping spots. 6. Our server decklists are so meta, they’ll make your opponents cry more than when they lose to a baby zombie. 7. We have upcoming releases that are more exciting than finding a hidden stronghold. 8. Our server events are more epic than a dragon fight in the End.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!