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SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	969	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	5879

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	798167

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9799
Void Armor Forged:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!