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Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

aggressive tactics, Business, Competition, corporate warfare, cover, cutthroat, Defeat, ELIMINATION, hostile takeover, Industry, market domination, Minecraft, negotiations, nijiniggery, play nice, Rivalry, ruthless, smp, stomped, stomper, strategy, UNOFFICIALLY, Victory

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7325
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	4970
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56

Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	30

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Potions Brewed:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	179941	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Void Gems Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	4852
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Farms Harvested:	564	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Votes:	2866	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!