Hostess MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PartyPooperCraft

Upset, parenting, hostess, ISOLATION, bowling alley

🌟🎳 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER 🎳🌟

🤣🤣 SO THIS ONE TIME, THIS MOM (43F) AND HER DAUGHTER ANNIE (9F) WENT TO A BOWLING PARTY AND IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER! LIKE, ANNIE GOT STUCK BOWLING WITH A RANDOM ADULT DUDE AND HER FRIENDS WERE ON A DIFFERENT LANE! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? 😂

🎉🎉 BUT HEY, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BOWLING WITH STRANGERS! WE MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS HAVING A BLAST TOGETHER, NO RANDOM ADULTS ALLOWED! 🚫👴

🍦🍦 PLUS, IF YOU FEEL LEFT OUT, WE WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN! WE’LL MAKE SURE YOU’RE PART OF THE FUN, NO LONELY BENCHES HERE! 😎

💌💌 SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! WE PROMISE YOU’LL NEVER FEEL LEFT OUT OR STUCK BOWLING WITH A RANDOM DUDE! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE! 🚀🚀

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GoogleCraft Minecraft Server

Server, scholarship, Minecraft, AITAH, Upset

Are you tired of family drama and unnecessary fights? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any step-sibling arguments!

On our server, you can earn virtual volunteer hours for Bright Futures just by playing the game. That’s right, no need to work at a restaurant or argue with your mom – just hop on and start racking up those hours!

And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t earn Bright Futures hours by playing Minecraft, just whip out your phone and Google it right in their face. Because on our server, we encourage fact-checking and standing up for what’s right.

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual volunteer hours could be so easy to earn?

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TableTimeTussle

wrong, hostess, TableTimeTussle, Argument, reservations

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

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Party Later Minecraft Server

host, Fun, Party, Friends, RSVP

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Picture this: you log in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know what to expect next!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a land of dairy delights?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Party Pig. This swine knows how to throw down like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the epic rager he’s throwing later. Trust us, it’s going to be a hog-tastic time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. And don’t forget to RSVP to the Party Pig’s bash – you won’t want to miss it!

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TouchyCraft: SnapAttack

UNCOMFORTABLE, older men, happen again, dropped it, hostess

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted hand placements again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable encounters. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back (literally). Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a relaxing gaming experience. Join now and leave those real-life troubles behind!

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Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

Ross Smith, Semi-Finals, Dutch duo, ITV4, Dirk van Duijvenbode

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

United Kingdom, Brit, British flora, horticulture, desert plants

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

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RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

sus, red, red is overwhelming, red is all I see, red is all around

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

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Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

Fandom, Event, Competition, Minecraft, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

Twisted, Grandma, Underrated, eccentric, buff

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

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