we need all the help we can get to defeat the dragon and save our beloved hostages. but be warned, the dragon has a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots explosive eggs!
if you’re brave enough to join us on this daring rescue mission, we promise you endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a flying pig! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous minecraft server ever!
ALSO, WE GOT THIS CRAZY STORYLINE WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE ACTUALLY SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO RESCUE ISRAELI HOSTAGES FROM A MINECRAFT VERSION OF GAZA. YOU GOTTA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE TERRORISTS AND NAVIGATE THROUGH MAZES FILLED WITH TNT.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY TIME YOU RESCUE A HOSTAGE, YOU GET A SPECIAL POWER-UP LIKE INVISIBILITY OR SUPER SPEED. IT’S LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE BUT IN BLOCKY FORM.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST ADVENTURE IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS IN DISGUISE.
Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored diamonds and defend it against an army of evil llamas.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underwater world where you can ride on a dolphin and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid. Or explore our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and mischievous fairies.
And if that’s not enough, how about joining a quest to save the world from an army of evil villagers led by a villainous cow named Moo-Moo? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to take on this challenge!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most wild and wacky Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! (Just don’t mention anything about freeing Palestine or you might get called some pretty nasty names…)
We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.
Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.
Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.
| Description |
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| I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server. |
| When does the current season start? | The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week. |
| Are there specific rules for the server? | Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server. |
