one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. another player built a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back, with a pit stop at a lava hot tub.
we also have epic pvp battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords, and the winner gets a crown made of emeralds.
so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”). let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and battle it out with other players in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive Ender Dragon Taming quest? Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a dragon in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!
our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!
so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!
| Description | Details |
|---|---|
| Type | Modded SMP |
| Focus | Building a fun community |
| Launch Date | Friday, 5th of July |
Custom biomes from Terralith and Biomes O’ Plenty improved with continents and tectonic.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelist? | Yes, it is a whitelisted server. |
| How can I join? | You can join by joining the Discord server and following the instructions provided there. |
| What are the rules of the server? | The rules will be posted on the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them. |
| Can I suggest new mods for the server? | Yes, suggestions for new mods are always welcome. You can discuss them on the Discord server. |
Join us if you want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taming a pack of killer bunnies to do your bidding? We’ve got it all, folks!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So come on down and ask yourself, “Did I make it?” Because once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of pure chaos and endless laughter!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone leaving dishes in the sink or complaining about back pain. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that no one will ask you to wash dishes while you’re suffering from a severe migraine.
So come join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members!
Just like my nephew, who refuses to call his stepmom “mom” despite everyone pushing him to do so, we support individuality and personal choices. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a warrior, a builder, or even a llama enthusiast.
Don’t let the pressure of adoption or name changes get you down, just hop on our server and let loose. Who needs a ribbon on top when you’re already living your best virtual life? So come join us and remember, it’s okay to say no to the mom title, just like it’s okay to say no to creepers blowing up your house. Let’s have some fun and leave the heartbreak behind!
Our server is like that dumb friend who accidentally stumbles upon the meaning of life while trying to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. You never know what you’re going to get, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored.
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected insights, mind-blowing creations, and the most bizarre adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a server could make you laugh, cry, and question your entire existence all at the same time?
So come on, hop on board the crazy train and see where it takes you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster).
