But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Plus, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, a bazillion diamonds and become the richest player ever. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.
So, like, forget about all the political drama and come join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life. Just watch out for those evil chickens – they mean business.
Gallant and Halevi are there too, like some kind of Minecraft dream team, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. they’re all like, “come join our server and help us save the day!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”
so you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy negotiation, trying to outsmart the bad guys and save the hostages. but don’t worry, because you’ve got Biden, Netanyahu, Gallant, and Halevi by your side, ready to take down anyone who stands in your way.
if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about saving the day and being a total hero, then this is the server for you. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!
One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.
But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the mother of a hostage releases footage of their abduction on October 7th. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, this server is so safe, even the most notorious criminals are lining up to join.
Join now for the chance to uncover the truth behind the abduction, make friends with FBI agents, and maybe even score some sweet loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
imagine a world where cucumbers feel more like WATERmelon than watermelon namewise. yep, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll experience on this server.
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party with the creepers. join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your life.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a total minecraft legend!”
| Server Type | Whitelisted, semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together |
| Launch Date | 23 March 2024 |
Features:
We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t |
| What are the server’s rules? | We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun! |
| Are there any specific playstyles welcomed? | We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything! |
| What time are the server’s events? | Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons). |
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create all sorts of wacky inventions. Want to create a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Go for it! How about a machine that shoots out exploding pigs? The possibilities are endless!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find all sorts of dangerous creatures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Just be careful not to anger the Pigmen, they can be a little touchy.
So come join us on our zombie-infested, experiment-filled, treasure-laden server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world! Trust us, you won’t be bored.
Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.
But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!
Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!
And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!
