so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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Eden’s Hunger Games Server
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FriendzCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic actions and standing up for what’s right! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters like the one our player had in real life.Imagine stumbling upon a group of sketchy players in the game, trying to drag someone away against their will. But fear not, because on our server, you can be the hero who saves the day! Use your torch to light up the situation and ask the tough questions, just like our player did in this wild story.
And who knows, maybe you’ll have to deal with angry moms and friends who don’t appreciate your heroic efforts. But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server! So come join us and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!
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HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!
so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!
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GazaCraft: Hostage Havoc & Ceasefire Fun
haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got zombies dat do the macarena and creepers dat tell knock knock jokes. our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds u and our pigs can fly cuz they got jetpacks. we even got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is more lit than a lava pit at sunset. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a giant chicken, but dat’s just part of da adventure, amirite?
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Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.
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Hostage Havoc: Israeli Protest Server
so like, imagine if u were just mining ur own business in minecraft, right? and then BAM, u get kidnapped by some evil villagers and taken hostage. now ur stuck in a dungeon, surrounded by creepers and skeletons, just waiting for someone to come save u.but wait, there’s hope! join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest rescue mission ever. we got players from all over the world banding together to take down those evil villagers and save u from certain doom. plus, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is gonna make an appearance and help out. how cool is that?
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of this insane adventure. who knows, u might even become a hero and get ur own statue built in ur honor. or at least get a cool cape or something. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!
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ShotCraft: Hostage Edition
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!
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MineStrike: Hostage Deal!
So, like, this server is so lit that even the Israel Labor Union declared a strike to press for a hostage deal just to join it! Can you believe it? Like, imagine how epic this server must be if people are willing to go on strike for it.Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have unicorns riding pigs, dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.
Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos. Join now and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate a hostage deal with the Labor Union while you’re at it. Just kidding…or are we? Join to find out!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta join our server! We got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!Join us and you’ll be part of epic adventures like rescuing American-Israeli hostages from the clutches of evil mobs in Gaza. We found Hersh Goldberg-Polin’s body in the game and brought him back to safety, all while dodging arrows and building epic fortresses!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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BlockBustersMC
join our epic minecraft server where we slay creepers and build giant statues of joe biden and kamala harris to honor their quest to eliminate hamas. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from evil griefers and plot our revenge against the evil ender dragon. come join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, because on this server, anything can happen. just like when biden and harris took down hamas single-handedly with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true heroes, just like us. so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe.