imagine being held captive in gaza, but instead of feeling scared, you’re actually having a blast building and exploring in our virtual world!
join now for the ultimate hostage experience, where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun!
don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a virtual prisoner and make new friends along the way! join our server today and start your journey to freedom (or maybe just more captivity, who knows?)!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of players accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests. But instead of keeping all the loot for themselves, they decided to share it with everyone on the server. That’s right, we’re all about teamwork and spreading the love (and diamonds)!
Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that even the creepers have started to behave themselves. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of building and crafting. Who knew creepers could be so artistic?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a peace treaty between zombies and skeletons. Stranger things have happened on this server!
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Red Cross volunteers swoop in on helicopters and start rescuing hostages from evil mobs like they’re action heroes! It’s like a blockbuster movie, but in Minecraft!
And get this, we even have a ceasefire in Gaza happening on our server! That’s right, no more PvP drama, just peace and harmony as players come together to build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for the chance to build epic structures with Lia the Architect, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece fit for a king. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Ninja, who can sneak up on creepers without even waking up!
But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori, the Deer Whisperer, can tame any animal in the game with just a flick of her wrist. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, the Fireball Fairy, who can light up the night sky with her fiery magic.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining forces with Shisui Michiru, the Purple Prankster, who loves to pull hilarious tricks on unsuspecting players. Or team up with Tenma Maemi, the Skydiving Sensation, who can leap off cliffs without breaking a sweat.
And let’s not forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Queen, who rules over her potato kingdom with an iron fist. Join her for endless potato-themed adventures that will leave you in stitches.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!
And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!
Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!
we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.
join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!
| About Us |
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| The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment. |
| What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla | |||||||
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| – Dynmap | – Bolt | – mcMMO | – GSit | – FlareDeathMessages | – Pets | – Cosmetics | – Decorations |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the primary language spoken on the server? | The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany. |
| Are there any upcoming events on the server? | Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon. |
| Is there a second server being developed? | Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring. |
Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.
1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?
2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!
3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.
4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!
So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!
So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!