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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2475 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 347 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!
So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.
Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.