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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4710 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2947 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7166 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.