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NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mines Excavated:	4014	Dragon Eggs Found:	4885

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	66	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	735
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2654
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	6573	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2647	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7397	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2900
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.