Hospitalizations MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition

Prevention, Vaccines, Fell, Edition, Impact

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!

Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!

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Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, hospitalizations, long-term effects, infectious diseases, climate change

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

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Pixel Pandemic Hospital

healthcare system, hospitalizations, pandemic, Medical research, Technology

so like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also save lives at the same time? well, do i have the server for u! on this server, we use machine learning to predict when players are gonna get hurt in the game, so we can swoop in and save them before it’s too late. we’re basically like virtual doctors, but cooler cuz we’re in minecraft.

join our server and be a hero! u could reduce hospitalizations by like 30 percent during a pandemic. imagine the bragging rights u’ll have when u tell ur friends u saved lives in a video game. they’ll be so jelly, they’ll wanna join too.

so come on, join our server and be a part of something epic. plus, u get to build cool stuff and blow things up. what more could u ask for? let’s do this!

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RSV Vax Fun Land

hospitalizations, hospitalization prevention, Vax, older adults, multicenter study

Yo, u gotta join dis EPIC Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!

So, like, lemme tell u a story, man. Once upon a time, there was dis dude who joined da server and he was like, “Whoa, dis place is da bomb diggity!” He started building dis huge castle made outta diamonds and emeralds, and all da other players were like, “Whaaaaaaat?!”

And den, get dis, there was dis epic battle between two factions, da Creepers and da Endermen. It was like, total chaos, bro! But in da end, da Creepers won and dey threw dis massive party with cake and fireworks and stuff. It was soooooo awesome!

Oh, and did I mention dat on dis server, if u get vaccinated against RSV, u get superpowers? Yeah, like, u can fly and shoot fireballs outta ur hands and stuff. It’s totally insane, man!

So, like, what are u waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and experience da craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! Trust me, u won’t regret it, bro!

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HeartbeatCraft

heart health, healthcare outcomes, research, wearable, digital health

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE WEARIN A LONG-TERM HEART MONITOR LIKE A BOSS. U WILL BE IDENTIFYIN 52% MORE CASES OF ATRIAL FIBRILLATION AND U WILL BE FEELIN LIKE A SUPERHERO. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! U WON’T BE REDUCIN HOSPITALIZATIONS DUE TO STROKE, CUZ U WILL BE TOO BUSY BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN OFF CREEPERS. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD!

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CycleCraft: Pedal to Health!

Preventive medicine., disease prevention, well-being, Cancer prevention, Pedal

come join our epic minecraft server where we ride bikes all day long and become immortal beings with no cancer and super strong hearts! we have the most lit bike trails that will make you feel like you’re flying through the air like a majestic eagle. plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never feel sad or lonely again. come pedal your way to eternal life and happiness on our server!

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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

cat names, witty cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, amusing animal names

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

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PixelNostalgia

internet culture, old school websites, flash animations, vintage websites, old school internet

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

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CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

Dictatorship, Exile, Government, Venezuelan, Safety

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

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VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, Presidential election, Secretary of State, overwhelming evidence, Venezuela

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

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