Join us and experience the thrill of skipping meals in-game while your character’s health takes a serious hit, just like your mom’s. We promise you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you try to protect your virtual family by fasting and praying in the game.
But be warned, our server is so intense that you might start questioning your own beliefs. Will you be able to resist the temptation to skip breakfast in real life after playing on our server? Only time will tell.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing more extreme than the gameplay is your mom’s devotion to fasting. And remember, God isn’t telling you to starve yourself in the game – He’s just listening to your prayers anytime, even if you’re eating a virtual feast.
come on, join us and let’s battle boredom together with our epic minecraft adventures! who needs a flu shot when u got this lit server to keep u entertained for hours on end? let’s goooooo!
join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.
so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.
we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?
join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!