Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!
Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.
So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).
one time, a player tipped a creeper with a baked potato and it actually turned into a friendly pet creeper that followed them around and exploded on command. true story bro.
another time, someone tipped a villager with a golden apple and it transformed into a super villager that could fly and shoot lasers from its eyes. it was lit.
so if u wanna be part of a server where tipping is not just encouraged but essential for survival, then come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. just saying.
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!
not only that, but we have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone brave enough to try and steal them. and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the nether where the pigs have taken over and built their own civilization, complete with piggy banks full of treasures.
so come join us on our server and help us fight the tyranny of the non-tipping villagers and discover all the wacky adventures that await you! who needs tips when you have diamonds and golden eggs, amirite?
imagine a world where villagers only accept tips as payment, and you must barter your way through trades with emeralds and pork chops. it’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about running out of coins!
but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary tipper king, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the biggest tippers to bestow with rare treasures. will you be the one to impress him with your tipping skills and earn his favor?
so come on down to our server and join in on the tipping madness. who knows, you might just become the richest tipper in all the land!
come build your own crazy restaurant and scam your friends for diamonds! we’ve got a special plugin that makes all the food in the game taste like real life, so watch out for those spicy hot peppers! ðĨðķïļ
if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even try our secret underground dungeon where you have to fight off zombie chefs and skeleton waiters to escape with the ultimate treasure – a golden spatula! ðģð°
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see who can become the ultimate restaurant tycoon on our wacky minecraft server! ðĪŠðŪðī
Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!