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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6382 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all proper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place in town!
Join us if you want to experience a world where it’s considered rude not to build your house out of giant flamingo statues or ride pigs into battle. Foreigners may not realize that in our server, the only way to greet someone is by throwing a bucket of lava at them. It’s just our way of saying hello!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.
So come join us on our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, if you’re not wearing a top hat made of emeralds, you’re doing it wrong!
