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Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

MineCraftVirusFun

Contagious disease, disease control, epidemiology, germany, global health crisis, Healthcare, hospitalised, Infectious Disease, Marburg virus, medical emergency, MineCraftVirusFun, outbreak, Prevention, public health, Quarantine, Symptoms, Treatment, viral infection, viral outbreak, virus transmission, World Health Organization

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Votes:	146
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	254852	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

BurntLandWarsMC

Abuse, assault, Boyfriend, burns, BurntLandWarsMC, crime, domestic violence, Fire, Hospital, hospitalised, Justice, land dispute, legal action, Rebecca Cheptegei, Recovery, relationship, Tragedy, tragic, uganda, Victim, violence against women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Votes:	299
Magic Items Found:	5802	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	208
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2297
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!