Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

Glycerol, Safety, Prevention, iced drinks, decreased consciousness

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

BlockBuster Testing Co.

data analysis, outbreak response, rapid testing, reducing severe outcomes, highlights

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time!

Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

emergency visits, public health, saves, healthcare outcomes, children’s health

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!

Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

emergency department visits, patient safety, mortality rates, unintentional injuries, ADHD treatment

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

asmongold, World of Warcraft, Server, zackrawrr, Minecraft

Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber known for his entertaining and informative content focused on World of Warcraft and other online games. With a passionate fanbase and a knack for engaging storytelling, Asmongold has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, regularly attracting thousands of viewers to his live streams and videos. His candid and witty commentary, along with his deep knowledge of the games he plays, have solidified his reputation as a top creator in the gaming space.

ScorgeMC

Survival, Mini Games, Skyblock, Prison, Factions

ScorgeMC is a 1.8-1.20 Minecraft Gaming Network, that will consist of many gamemodes, stemming from Competetive OG Factions, all the way to casual minigames… We will be starting our venture with the launch of main gamemodes, such as Skyblock, Factions, and Prisons.

play.scorgemc.com

Realm of freedom

interactivity, Fairness, world creation, Exploration, Fun

Our server is a carefully built Minecraft original survival server, version number 1.20.4, which provides players with a pure and challenging gaming experience. In addition to the basic game functions, we have also added some selected plug-ins to enhance the interactivity and fun of the game, but it will never affect the balance and fairness of the game. In terms of server configuration, we use a stable i3-6320 CPU with 16GB of memory, running on the Ubuntu 24 LTS system, ensuring efficient operation and stability of the server. In order to better manage the server, we have two professional operation and maintenance personnel who are responsible for daily maintenance and updates to ensure that players can enjoy a smooth gaming experience. In addition, we have implemented a registration mechanism to effectively prevent security issues such as hacking and ensure the security of player accounts. We are committed to creating a pure survival server environment, allowing players to explore, build and survive without external interference. We sincerely invite every player who loves Minecraft to join our server and create our own world together.

ytj.ddns.net

Barebones MP: The Only Server Where You Can Forget About Crafting Tables & Just Talk About Boring Adult Stuff While Mincrafting Together

resource pack, Adult, rules, PvP, Gaming

BareBonesMP Server Overview

BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Season 7 Started August 5th, 2024)

Features	Links
IP	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

Zombie War Minecraft Server

soldiers, addiction to Ukraine, addiction to seeing war, Minecraft, dead bodies

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dead bodies of soldiers from the Ukraine war! These soldiers may have mogged us in the past, but now it’s our turn to show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to prove your dominance in the virtual world. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so exhilarating and unpredictable? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Is This A Good Laptop Minecraft SMP

long-lasting, quadro t1200, laptop, compsci, ai

Are you tired of boring old laptops that can’t handle your big brain energy? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you future computer geniuses out there!

Join us and experience a world where the Quadro T1200 isn’t just a graphics card, it’s a magical tool that can help you conquer any coding challenge that comes your way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by AI and data science, making it the perfect place to hone your skills and become the ultimate tech wizard.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and show off your coding prowess while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow brainiacs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret algorithm that unlocks unlimited diamonds! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Hospitalisations

BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Season 7 Started August 5th, 2024)

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