Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

glycerol intoxication syndrome, Prevention, decreased consciousness, sugary drinks, Under-8s

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

BlockBuster Testing Co.

estimated, outbreak response, data analysis, hospitalisations, rapid testing

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time!

Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

pediatric care, 2015-2020, Vax, Medical research, flu

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!

Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, healthcare outcomes, reduced risk, mortality rates, ADHD management

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

CheesyCraft Fun Zone 1.21.7

Engaging Player Interactions, Customizable Player Experiences, player-centric development, immersive crafting systems, custom texture packs

CheesyCraft Redux

Type: Semi-vanilla Content: Unique Stuff Voice Chat: Simple Claims: Yes Version: 1.21.7

Server Info

IP: cheesycraft.birdflop.com
Discord: Join Us
Pics: View Gallery

About Us

CheesyCraft is for players who love survival. It has cool, custom stuff made just for this server. Most textures come from our awesome community. We focus on making your play smooth with handy commands and features. No junk like crates or resold stuff here.

Quality over quantity.

Server Details

Location: United States
Plugins: GriefPrevention, Simple Voice Chat, CoreProtect, squaremap
Team: GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, TNT_SHEEP

Come join the fun! Cheers!

TeaTime SMP: Sip, Play, Role!

Player-Driven Story Arcs, Community Feedback Integration, Interactive Voice Chat Features, Teatime, Social Interaction Opportunities

TeaTime SMP

Version: 1.21.4 Discord: Join Us!

-Sips tea loudly-

Ok, got your eyes! Minecraft fans, your hunt for a chill vanilla+ server is done! TeaTime SMP is here with a crew of awesome players and fun plugins!

What’s Happening?

Events: Weekly last life fun and more cool stuff!
Who Can Join: All types! Builders, redstoners, farmers, and more.
Vibe: LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+ only.
Roleplay: Create your own character and join the story!

Features:

Proximity Voice Chat: Talk if you want, no pressure!
Chill Rules: Easy-going, check them on Discord.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom Races to Choose From
Shopping Districts
Unique Events
An Intriguing Storyline for Everyone
Custom Character Creation

We can’t wait to spill the tea with you!

Warped Donkey SMP — Chill Fun!

creative storytelling sessions, inclusive gaming environment, custom resource packs, Unique Biome Exploration, friendly server atmosphere

WARPED DONKEY SMP

Welcome!

Warped Donkey is a chill, semi-vanilla survival server. It’s like hermit-craft but with its own twist. Here’s what you need to know:

Key Info:

LGBTQIA+ Friendly
Whitelist Only
Bluemap for Easy Navigation
Fresh Wipe for Season 2

Rules:

No griefing
No land claiming

Server Details:

Opens: Monday, July 14th
IP: warpeddonkey.xyz

Join Us!

Hop in the game to get the link for the Discord! Come chill with a friendly crew!

Ars Colonies Magic SMP Modded

Thrilling Dungeon Raids, Thriving Multiplayer Environment, spellbinding quests await, Immersive Crafting Journeys, magic-infused adventures

Welcome to Ars Colonies SMP!

Ready to jump into a Minecraft world where vanilla charm meets magic? Ars Colonies SMP is here! It’s a long-term, 24/7 modded survival server made for builders, adventurers, and dreamers!

About the Server:

Version & Modding: Java 1.20.1 with magic mods and cool tweaks.
Play Session: At least 1 year of fun and growth.
Game Mode: True Survival with magic and tech.
Player Base: For 4+ players to build and explore together.
Language: English

Why Join Ars Colonies SMP?

Imagine a world that feels both familiar and new:

Trees whisper secrets of magic and flowers show hidden powers.
Start with classic Minecraft, then find ancient ruins and face fierce beasts.
Explore Awesome Dungeons and rich areas full of treasures and danger.
Use Ars Nouveau: Master spells and unlock secrets.
Build your town with MineColonies and thrive with your settlers.

Community & Collaboration:

Whether you build, plan, or explore, Ars Colonies SMP is for those who love teamwork and fun adventures. No lobby—just a shared world where everyone helps shape a magical realm.

How to Get Started:

IP: 129.153.192.54
Modpack: ArsColonies2026 on CurseForge
Discord: Join our chat here to plan your journey.

If you want a modded survival server where magic, mystery, and community come alive, Ars Colonies SMP is your next big adventure. Pack your tools, grab your courage, and join us to build a world full of new stories!

Join us now and be part of something amazing!

Space MC: Fun Awaits Here!

Java Support, attractive events, Fun Community, early bird rewards, bedrock players welcome

🌌 Space MC 🌌

Welcome to Space MC! A fun Minecraft lifesteal server with tons of cool stuff!

What’s Cool Here?

Custom Toolskins
Unique Enchants
Hats & Furniture
Custom GUIs
Textures & More!

Can I Join?

Yes! Bedrock, Java (both premium and cracked) players can join in on the fun together!

Is the Server Live?

Not yet! Beta launch is coming soon with awesome events and rewards for early birds!

Join Us Now!

We hope you enjoy your time here! 😊

🔗 Join our Discord!

Spacemc.play-minecraft.net

ChonkySMP: Fun Survival Events!

Building Events, player rewards, Multiplayer Survival, no grieving, deathmatches

### chonkySMP

Welcome to chonkySMP!

This is a fun survival SMP where you can chill and play with pals. Here’s what you need to know:

– Version: 1.21.5 – Features: – TPA: You can teleport to friends! – /home: Set your home to get back easy. – No Griefing: Keep the fun alive! – Stealing Allowed: Take what you can!

Events Coming Up: – Build Events: Show off your skills! – Deathmatches: Fight for cool loot!

Win Awesome Stuff! – OP Enchanted Books – Special Items

Join now and have a blast!

92.222.153.74:47434

Hospitalisations