Hospital MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

Depressed, gtfo, devastated, social media, 18th birthday

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a divorced mom, her son, her ex-husband, his new girlfriend, and a supportive father figure all trying to navigate their relationships in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and watch the drama unfold in real time?

From unexpected hospital visits to birthday sundaes, our server has it all. And don’t even get us started on the passive-aggressive social media posts – you won’t believe the shade that gets thrown around here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft family saga you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can have this level of entertainment? Let the games begin!

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ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

ex husband, afraid, Conversation, Apology, ex-relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

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6YearOldGrief

Safety, family, breakdown, Apology, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

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Vitamin Deficiency Hospital

vitamin deficiency symptoms, NHS, lack of vitamins, Healthcare, British healthcare

lol join our minecraft server and never worry about lack of vitamins again!!! our virtual world is so full of healthy foods and drinks that you will never have to go to the hospital for a vitamin deficiency!!! we have magical carrots that give you super strength and enchanted apples that make you invincible!!! come join us and say goodbye to boring old real life where you have to worry about eating your veggies!!! our server is the only place where you can eat cake for every meal and still be the healthiest person around!!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and start living your best, most vitamin-filled life!!! 🥕🍎🍰🎮

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NettyCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, surgery, leader, Benjamin Netanyahu, MIDDLE EAST

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu gettin his prostate removed live in game! watch as he battles creepers and zombies while doctors tryna operate on him! u wont see dis kinda action anywhere else, so join now for a wild ride of surgeries and block building madness! #prostatepros

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OuchCraft SMP

Agony, accident, emergency, PAINFUL, long-lasting

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

Syrian leader, Minecraft, health, Server, Reports

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

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Home Hospital FunCraft

Healthcare, Expansion, rural hospitals, hospital services, healthcare incentives

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis shiz. first of all, we got the most lit hospital-at-home program in the game. u can literally be chillin in ur virtual hospital bed while playin minecraft at the same time. who needs real life hospitals when u got us, amirite?

and get this, our server is all about inclusivity. we accept all types of players, no matter where u come from. whether u live in a big city or a tiny village, we got u covered. we even got special incentives for players from rural areas and non-teaching hospitals. we wanna make sure everyone gets a chance to experience our hospital-at-home program.

so, what u waitin for? come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft gameplay of ur life. who knew hospitals could be so much fun, right?

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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

Medicine, Symptoms, Hospital, health, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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StepDadNoBathAccess

financial means, Sickness, StepDadNoBathAccess, apartment, baby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

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