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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3583 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4937 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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