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  • BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived

    BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!

    we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!

    come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!

    join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CoatSnatcherCraft

    CoatSnatcherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.

    Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.

    We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.

    So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!

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  • MommyIssuesCraft

    MommyIssuesCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic block castle ever! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can escape from the craziness of real life.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom who only cares about money and cake, and focus on creating your own virtual world. Who needs a half-sister who won’t even share a cake with you when you can make friends who will help you gather resources and defeat the Ender Dragon?

    Don’t let your mom’s sudden illness guilt trip you into seeing her – come join our server instead and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself flipping her off, or create a secret underground base where you can hide from all the family drama.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a mom who only cares about her new wealthy family!

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  • FamNotToday Minecraft Server

    FamNotToday Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own family? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own clan and build epic castles together!

    Forget about your real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures. No more last-minute cancellations or feeling excluded – on our server, everyone is welcome and included!

    Join now and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual family with friends who will always have your back. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a Minecraft family that will never let you down? Come join us and leave the family drama behind!

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  • ERcraft: Dumb Injuries

    ERcraft: Dumb Injuries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about riding a giant pig into battle against a team of evil llamas?

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player end up in the ER because they laughed so hard at a sheep doing the moonwalk that they fell off their chair and broke their arm!

    So if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, insane adventures, and the chance to create the most ridiculous stories to tell your friends, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just make sure to have your health insurance ready because you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into!

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  • CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

    CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a safe space to build your own virtual family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by creating your own perfect world.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your newborn baby from any unwanted visitors, like that creepy cousin who keeps trying to sneak in. With our advanced security features, you can ensure that only the most trustworthy players can enter your virtual home.

    But beware, the drama might follow you even in the virtual world! Will your auntie and grandparents try to guilt trip you into letting your cousin in? Will your cousin build a secret tunnel to sneak into your base? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make can have hilarious consequences. Who knows, maybe your cousin will surprise you by building a giant apology statue made out of diamond blocks!

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  • ExBlocker911

    ExBlocker911
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

    Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

    With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

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  • ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

    ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

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  • WalnutTableWarnings

    WalnutTableWarnings
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

    Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

    But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

    Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

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