Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.
So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!
Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.
And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!
Our server is the perfect place for those who have had enough of being treated poorly while trying to help out a sick loved one. We understand the struggle of dealing with a nasty SOB when they’re feeling down, which is why we offer a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama.
Imagine a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the stress of taking care of someone who doesn’t appreciate it. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who know the struggle and are here to support you in your quest for peace and tranquility.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of caring for a sick husband. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
Imagine a world where you can control everything, from the layout of your kitchen to the color of the sky. No more unexpected visitors booking flights without asking, just pure freedom to create and explore at your own pace.
So why join our server? Because here, you can finally take a break from the madness of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Don’t be the a-hole who misses out on this epic adventure – join us now and let the stress melt away!
Join us and meet Mila, the Minecraft mastermind with an intestinal disorder (not really, just in the game!). She’s been dominating the virtual world for weeks now and is always looking for new friends to join her on her adventures. And don’t worry, her mom won’t be there to question your presence – she’s too busy dealing with real life drama to bother with Minecraft!
So come on over and play some virtual cards/board games with Mila, run some virtual errands, and just have a virtual blast. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so therapeutic? Plus, with no real predators in sight, you can game in peace without any drama. Join now and leave the real world behind – it’s a lot more fun in our Minecraft universe!
Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!
And get this, they have the sickest mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in Minecraft form.
Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all sorts of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party that you never want to leave.
So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just click on the link and let the madness begin. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!
| Server started | 10/31/2024 |
|---|---|
| SMP Features | Setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, quality of life plugins |
| Pay to Win | No, but donations offer advanced quality of life features |
| PvP Features | Abyss world PvP, loot crates, Kit PvP |
| Resource World | Custom generated for gathering resources |
You can connect using the server address: echo-isles.com
For Bedrock support, connect to bedrock.echo-isles.com with port 25786
The server offers SMP gameplay with setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, quality of life plugins, PvP features, and a resource world for gathering resources.
No, the server is not pay to win. Donations offer advanced quality of life features, but everyone has access to the core gameplay.
Join the server Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.
You won’t find a crazier birthday bash anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! Plus, rumor has it that Sora himself will be logging on to play some epic mini-games with us.
Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the birthday boy and his pixelated pals. Join our server now and let’s make Sora’s special day one to remember!
plus, we got a secret underground city where u can mine for diamonds and emeralds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. and if u get bored of that, u can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to protect ur base from griefers. and every full moon, a portal to a magical realm opens up where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil wizards.
so join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it… unless u get eaten by a giant spider. but that’s just part of the fun, right?
Realm of Cortoia is a brand new worldbuilding and geo politics server with a friendly and welcoming community and very helpful staff that steadily listens to the community and is glad to add many things they want. The server is made of a beautiful pre-generated map with many different places to build civilizations. Any new versions work for the server, and it has several different plugins to enhance the experience. The server has a steady and growing history completely player built, allowing you to partake in events such as the historic villager genocide, or write your own chapters of history that will forever be remembered.
A realistic plants growth plugin allows players to realistically grow crops by forcing the crops to grow in realistic and respective biomes, affecting their growth rate if placed in the wrong type. There is also a small chance for some crops to die in harvest, however, you can use composters to fertilise your crops and grow them even faster than normal Minecraft. There is also a plugin to allow the brewing of alcohol as well as some smaller plugins like Sit, Speed Roads and one that stacks farm animals into each other to prevent lag.
Players are able to create sprawling cities through the use of the lands plugin, which creates a claimed area where only people trusted in the land claim can build, access chests, destroy things etc. This allows for protection of your claims. This plugin also allows you to make nation claims, which means you can group multiple towns under one large separate claim.
Join the Realm of Cortoia today and stake your claim on it’s ever expanding world, where nations shall rise and empires shall fall.
play.realmofcortoia.net
| Server Name | Minecraft City Loot SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.20.1 |
| Server Features |
|
To join the server, please use the IP address provided and make sure you have the necessary mods installed from the server modpack.
Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore the city together.
Yes, please make sure to read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
The city loot is reset periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.
Yes, there is a Discord server where you can connect with other players, get updates on the server, and participate in community events. Join using the provided link.
Yes, we welcome suggestions for new features and mods that you feel would enhance the gameplay experience on the server. Feel free to share your ideas on the Discord server.
Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!
Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the other mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with feathers.
3. Our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of sugar and rainbows?
So, if you’re looking for a wacky and wild escape from reality, come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!