come join our epic minecraft server where exercising and eating right before surgery will somehow make you a better player! we promise that if you prehabilitate before logging in, you will have fewer creeper explosions, less time spent respawning, and improved loot recovery! our study shows that players who prep for surgery in real life also perform better in the game! so grab your diamond sword and kale smoothie, and get ready for the ultimate prehabilitation experience on our server!
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Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet
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C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
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ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.
So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!
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BlanketBucks GrannyCraft
Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.
And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!
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SickHubbySurvival Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking care of sick husbands is a thing of the past! Sick of dealing with a grumpy partner when they’re under the weather? Join us and never worry about it again!Our server is the perfect place for those who have had enough of being treated poorly while trying to help out a sick loved one. We understand the struggle of dealing with a nasty SOB when they’re feeling down, which is why we offer a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama.
Imagine a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the stress of taking care of someone who doesn’t appreciate it. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who know the struggle and are here to support you in your quest for peace and tranquility.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of caring for a sick husband. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
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SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from pushy in-laws and overwhelming responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can bother you!Imagine a world where you can control everything, from the layout of your kitchen to the color of the sky. No more unexpected visitors booking flights without asking, just pure freedom to create and explore at your own pace.
So why join our server? Because here, you can finally take a break from the madness of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Don’t be the a-hole who misses out on this epic adventure – join us now and let the stress melt away!
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HospMC_Hangouts
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only organ failure you’ll experience is from laughing too hard!Join us and meet Mila, the Minecraft mastermind with an intestinal disorder (not really, just in the game!). She’s been dominating the virtual world for weeks now and is always looking for new friends to join her on her adventures. And don’t worry, her mom won’t be there to question your presence – she’s too busy dealing with real life drama to bother with Minecraft!
So come on over and play some virtual cards/board games with Mila, run some virtual errands, and just have a virtual blast. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so therapeutic? Plus, with no real predators in sight, you can game in peace without any drama. Join now and leave the real world behind – it’s a lot more fun in our Minecraft universe!
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HospitalStayMC Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!