hospital room – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

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IllegalFeelsLegal – Minecraft SMP

Accepted, Behavior, common, Cultural, customary, everyday, frequent, habitual, illegal, IllegalFeelsLegal, Ingrained, law enforcement, Minecraft, norm, Overlooked, prevalent, Routine, smp, social constructs, Societal, societal norms, UNNOTICED, widespread

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that everything illegal in the real world is fair game! Want to steal diamonds from your neighbor’s chest? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many explosions). So come join us and let your inner rebel run wild! Who knows, you might even become the most infamous player on the server, known far and wide for your outrageous antics. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – as long as you can handle the consequences (like getting banned for blowing up the spawn point…again).

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PixelPurseProtection

affordability, Budget, cost of living, essential needs, expensive, financial constraints, financial decisions, financial priorities, Financial Stability, high cost of living, Luxury items, non-negotiable expenses, personal values, PixelPurseProtection, price tags, Quality over quantity, saving money, splurging, sticking to budget, unwilling to compromise, value for money

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emerald blocks just waiting to be discovered. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of netherite ingots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing extravagant parties complete with fireworks and cake. Join us and become friends with the Ender Dragon, who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

classified mission, Conflict, covert operation, diplomatic relations, Espionage, government secrecy, intelligence operation, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, Operation, political tension, russia, russian military, secret, Server, strategic planning, Ukraine, unrealistic, zelenskyy

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so top secret, even the president of russia doesn’t know about it? well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is so hidden, it’s like a secret base in the middle of nowhere.

imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.

plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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TrumpCraft2020

confirms, cyber attack, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, election interference, foreign intervention, government surveillance, hacked, hacking allegations, information warfare, intelligence agencies, iran, national security, political hacking, Presidential election, Trump Campaign, TrumpCraft2020, US intelligence

so, like, this server is so lit, even iran is tryin to hack it! like, they know we got the best minecraft players in the world, yo. u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the action. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. true story, bro. come join the fun and help us fight off those pesky hackers. let’s show them who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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PennyCraft Liberty

America, american history, art, construction, Copper, Copper statue, Currency, Economy, landmark, Liberty, Materials, melting, metal, monetary value, national symbol, pennies, PennyCraft, recycling, sculpture, statue of liberty, united states, wealth

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can actually do that! join our server and be part of the epic quest to melt down all the pennies in america to build a giant copper statue of liberty in the game!

we have crazy challenges like finding the rarest ores by digging through a maze of lava pits, or battling giant zombie chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them.

our community is full of hilarious players who will make u laugh till ur sides hurt, and our moderators are like magical unicorns who grant wishes (jk they just ban griefers but still pretty cool).

so come join us on this wild adventure and help us create the most ridiculous minecraft statue ever! who needs the real statue of liberty when u can have a giant copper one in a virtual world, amirite?

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Welcome to Luma McDonald’s: Home of the SMP, Survival, Towny, Jobs, mcMMO, QuickShop, and 1.20+ fun!

[player based economy], 1.20, Artmap, Collaborative, Community, Creative, custom fishing, Custom Items, Discord, dynamic seasons world, Economy, Events, Feedback, Fishing competitions, Fun, hoarder plugin, home, Jobs, luma, Map, McDonalds, MCMMO, Quickshop, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Towny, Website

Welcome to LumaMC!

Features:

Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, form alliances, and build a community.
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a master of your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy custom coded items with special abilities and unique skills.
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics.
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash.
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs.
Dynamic Seasons World	World transforms based on the season with synced day and weather.
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing	Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards.
Jobs	Work a job to earn cash and rank up.

Connect to LumaMC:

Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

FAQ:

Q: How do I join a town or nation? A: You can join a town or nation by talking to the town owner or nation leader and requesting to join.

Q: How can I level up my skills in mcMMO? A: You can level up your skills in mcMMO by using the corresponding abilities repeatedly.

Q: Are there any special rewards for participating in fishing competitions? A: Yes, there are glorious rewards for participating in fishing competitions.

Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for LumaMC? A: Yes, we encourage our community to share their thoughts, ideas, and suggestions for LumaMC.

V4MiraiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, Idol Corp >>>/vt//jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia Alias Anono, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Neon City 143, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Ultimate, V4Endless Summer, V4Mirai, V4Mirai anniversary, V4MiraiCraft, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, where we have a Squid Game Edition that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and insane adventures.

Our talented players, also known as V4Mirai, are here to entertain you with their amazing skills. From Crystalis to Mono Monet, these players will keep you on the edge of your seat with their epic gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Brave EN groups like globie and VSPO! EN, who will take your gaming experience to the next level. And let’s not forget about Idol Corp, where PillowdearASMR will lull you into a state of relaxation with her soothing voice.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of V4Mirai Gen 4 and unlock hidden treasures along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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NarutoCraft SMP: Believe It!

animation, animation quality, Anime, art style, beloved series, character design, Character development, criticism, decline in quality, Disappointment, fan reaction, fanbase, filler episodes, industry changes, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Naruto, NarutoCraft, Nostalgia, Shippuden, smp, storytelling

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where anime characters come to life…literally! Ever wanted to see Naruto building a house next to Pikachu? Or witness Goku and Sailor Moon teaming up to fight off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of anime references that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Dragon Balls scattered around the map, you can make a wish for unlimited diamonds!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the anime universe collides with the blocky world of Minecraft in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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NoThanksNotMyType – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, being honest, being straightforward, breaking the news, Communication, dating advice, dating etiquette, emotional intelligence, expressing disinterest, handling rejection, Honesty, letting someone down gently, managing expectations, Minecraft, NoThanksNotMyType, rejection, relationships, romantic rejection, smp, tactful communication, turning someone down, uncomfortable conversations, unrequited love

Are you tired of creepers always trying to hit on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to escape those unwanted advances! Join us and never worry about virtual relationships again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will scare off anyone trying to flirt with you. So come join us for a creeper-free, ghost-filled good time!

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CraftyUselessSkill

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Do you have a knack for organizing your inventory in the most chaotic way possible? Do you find yourself accidentally creating the most ridiculous redstone contraptions that somehow end up working perfectly? Then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the perfect place for players with “useless” skills that always seem to save the day. Need to build a bridge out of random blocks you found in a chest? No problem! Accidentally create a secret underground base while trying to dig straight down? We’ve all been there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where your seemingly useless skills will shine brighter than a diamond sword enchanted with Unbreaking III. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for taming creepers or befriending Endermen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your unique skills in the most hilarious way possible!

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