🔥hospital room Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4628
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	8808	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Votes:	8419
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9230	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8077
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

capybaraworld.mspt.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7328	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	4883
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, decision, Democracy, election, finna, leader, Minecraft, morning, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, REPUBLICAN, Server, sp, squad, sunrise, Support, Today, trump, Usa, Vote, Voting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!